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Old 10-05-2008, 10:27 PM   #31
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@ZenGum. That's grub, not maggot, grub.
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Old 10-05-2008, 10:41 PM   #32
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Well, I went with maggots since they're on an army base ... maggots, raw recruits, etc.

Maggots being fly larvae, Goostav looks like some big beetle larva or something. Down under, folks would call that a witchetty grub and the strong-nerved would eat the sucker. Yep.
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Old 10-06-2008, 09:27 AM   #33
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-grins- TECHNICALLY, we're talking Marine Corps base, but yeah... we get a lot of "boots" (Marines straight out of boot camp), and you occasionally hear some officer going off on someone for being an idiot, so "maggot" gets thrown around... I found the idea of dressing her up as a maggot to be quite apropos (sp?)
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Old 10-06-2008, 10:58 AM   #34
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You win, I didn't make the military connection.

Pssst, Treasenuak, I think Zen is stalking you.
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Old 10-06-2008, 07:13 PM   #35
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Bruce!!! SHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Old 10-07-2008, 11:06 AM   #36
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My son wants to be a GATORADE BOTTLE. I can handle the bottom part of the bottle -- a few hula hoops with a clear table cloth attached, but holy heck, how do I do the top of the bottle?!?!?! --sigh-- Yet another disappointment he'll have to suffer through...
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Old 10-07-2008, 11:09 AM   #37
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Smaller hoop with maybe some wire hangers to support the shape you want?
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Old 10-07-2008, 11:13 AM   #38
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-laughs- This is going to be my first Halloween with a miniature. She's ten months old... and I can't for the life of me find a costume I like!
Cut holes in a large plastic pumpkin for her legs (the kind used as a candy bucket). Make or buy a green tam-o-shanter for her head and she's ready to go. My SIL did this with her kids.
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Old 10-07-2008, 03:20 PM   #39
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how do I do the top of the bottle?!?!?! --sigh-- Yet another disappointment he'll have to suffer through...
cut down a plastic bucket from the dollar store, or get some old tupperware from the thrift store....
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Old 10-07-2008, 07:29 PM   #40
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Believe monster. She is the halloween costume queen!
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Old 10-07-2008, 11:00 PM   #41
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wow. "free paper toys" does not do justice to this collection of print-and-assemble spooky thingies

http://ravensblight.com/papertoys.html
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Old 10-07-2008, 11:22 PM   #42
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dar, a wonderful idea, but she DOES have to sit either in her stroller or my arms for the duration of the evening... I would think a plastic pumpkin would make either of those propositions rather difficult? Unless I'm missing something... which is quite possible.
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Old 10-07-2008, 11:23 PM   #43
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Old 10-07-2008, 11:47 PM   #44
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dar, a wonderful idea, but she DOES have to sit either in her stroller or my arms for the duration of the evening... I would think a plastic pumpkin would make either of those propositions rather difficult? Unless I'm missing something... which is quite possible.
Put a rope handle on it, and carry it like a bucket.
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Old 10-08-2008, 09:36 AM   #45
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dar, a wonderful idea, but she DOES have to sit either in her stroller or my arms for the duration of the evening... I would think a plastic pumpkin would make either of those propositions rather difficult? Unless I'm missing something... which is quite possible.
I don't think SIL had them in the pumpkin for very long at a time. Mostly for grandparent Kodak opportunities. They were wearing orange corduroy overalls, so that was the look for the rest of the evening.

10 month old kids are pretty much going to take off whatever they can figure out how to take off, anyway.
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