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Old 04-19-2006, 12:12 AM   #406
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No, I don't ever drive after drinking that much.

Ever masturbated in a car while driving?
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Old 04-19-2006, 02:17 AM   #407
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Yes. It will actually keep you awake if you have to drive all night

Have you ever masturbated the driver of a car which was going 70 miles per hour?
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Old 04-19-2006, 04:56 AM   #408
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..off to google what 70 miles per hour equates to in kms.....
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Old 04-19-2006, 04:59 AM   #409
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errr..No

Ever been masturbated by a passenger whilst driving at 112kms per hour ?
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Old 04-19-2006, 06:49 AM   #410
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No, my fares prefer to pay me in cash, although I do give them the option.

Ever pictured your parents having sex?
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Old 04-19-2006, 06:57 AM   #411
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i have it framed in my room. it was of course the moment that i was fused into existance

ever SEEN your parents having sex? but not with each other?
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Old 04-19-2006, 09:34 AM   #412
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Yes. Well, just mom (parents are divorced). I would give anything to delete that image from my brain.

Ever had sex in your parents bed?
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Old 04-19-2006, 09:53 AM   #413
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Parts of me.

Ever played strip trivia on long road trips?
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Old 04-19-2006, 06:26 PM   #414
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yes.

ever hit a tree at nearly 100km/h because you stuggled to get your tshirt off while playing strip trivia on a long road trip?
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Old 04-19-2006, 06:33 PM   #415
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No.

Ever do the busboy (or, busgirl) in the giant walk-in freezer?
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Old 04-20-2006, 04:26 AM   #416
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Ever ridden a bicycle for 100miles or more? in one hit/day?
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Old 04-20-2006, 05:03 PM   #417
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ever given an old person a sponge bath?
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Old 04-20-2006, 05:51 PM   #418
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No.

Ever been given a medical sponge bath by something really attractive?
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Old 04-20-2006, 06:40 PM   #419
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No.

Ever walked barefoot on a Caribbean beach?
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Old 04-20-2006, 06:50 PM   #420
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have you ever been naked in public?
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