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Old 03-23-2015, 09:36 PM   #1
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March 24th, 2015: Eat Mor Chikin

A renewed plea, Eat Mor Chikin, after hearing about...



A 3' tall, 338-pound, 540,00-calorie, monster burger, which includes 36 pounds of cheese, 30 pounds of bacon, 15 pounds of lettuce,
and 30 pounds of tomatoes.

In case you're inviting 699 people over to watch the game, you can buy one mail order from Mallie’s Sports Bar in Southgate, Michigan.
You’ll need $2,000 and a forklift, or pay shipping.

Take that, Mom's starving children in Africa.
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Old 03-23-2015, 09:43 PM   #2
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that has to be grim. Imagine how overcooked the outside of the burger must be to get the inside cooked.
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Old 03-23-2015, 09:44 PM   #3
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....and less of the monster -I ain't touching that!
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Old 03-24-2015, 11:54 AM   #4
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that has to be grim. Imagine how overcooked the outside of the burger must be to get the inside cooked.
You can slow-cook it in a warm oven for a few hours, then sear it with a blowtorch.
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Old 03-24-2015, 02:06 PM   #5
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A 3' tall, 338-pound, 540,00-calorie, monster burger, which includes 36 pounds of cheese, 30 pounds of bacon, 15 pounds of lettuce, and 30 pounds of tomatoes
Must be two fuck-tons of pickles, then, cuz, there's more pickles than anything. I may be biased against pickles.


Heh, can you imagine the bitch-fit I would throw if I ordered that big sumbitch with no pickles, and it came out like this one?

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Old 03-24-2015, 02:07 PM   #6
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The thirty pounds of bacon would forgive a lot, though.

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Old 03-24-2015, 02:13 PM   #7
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The pickles pinned to the outside keep it from drying out in shipping.
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Old 03-24-2015, 08:53 PM   #8
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The thirty pounds of bacon would forgive a lot, though.

oh good grief, Digr and I are in total agreement on something
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Old 03-24-2015, 10:55 PM   #9
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Bacon brings everyone together.

And the ones it don't bring, well, we don't want them around anyway.
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