September 20, 2007: Frilled shark

Undertoad · 09-20-2007, 06:32 PM

I would have guessed by the name that this was some sort of entree, but no; it turns out to be a rare primitive shark rarely seen alive because its natural habitat is 600 metres (2,000 ft) or more under the sea.

But like many IotDs, we are seeing more and more under the sea that we've never seen before. This time it's seen because marine park employees caught the beast, at closer to our level. They think it surfaced because it was sick or something, and it died shortly after capture.

Maybe you didn't look closely at those teeth. Look again.

Sundae · 09-20-2007, 06:39 PM

And it looks primitive too
Need evidence that sharks stopped evolving eons ago? Here tis.

DanaC · 09-20-2007, 06:47 PM

Y'know if you let your eyes go slightly out of focus so you can't see the (fucking amazing) teeth....it looks a little like a giant swimming cock

Sundae · 09-20-2007, 06:49 PM

I was going to suggest that perhaps you, me & Ducks are not getting enough.
Then I looked at it as you suggested and you are right.
(we're probably still not getting enough though)

Is this where we talk about eating it?

DanaC · 09-20-2007, 06:51 PM

I believe that is traditional yes.

monster · 09-20-2007, 06:53 PM

We shouldn't start without Sheldon

DucksNuts · 09-20-2007, 07:26 PM

Yeah, its official, I aint getting enough!

I thought it was a big cock too, or maybe I wished it was?

Anyways, I am up for eating it

Speaking of Sheldon, I am watching Queer as Folk at the moment.

How HaWt are gay guys and how much do they like to get their gear off? Is it like that really?

Trilby · 09-20-2007, 08:31 PM

yet another reason to merely look at the sea as opposed to going into it.

Trilby · 09-20-2007, 08:32 PM

and it does look like a giant swimming cock.

Mayor of Shekou · 09-20-2007, 08:41 PM

Frilled for your pleasure

madepiphany · 09-20-2007, 08:49 PM

Looks just like those eels from Princess Bride.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-20-2007, 09:06 PM

Welcome to the Cellar, madepiphany

You're right, it does.

Sheldonrs · 09-20-2007, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Yeah, its official, I aint getting enough!

I thought it was a big cock too, or maybe I wished it was?

Anyways, I am up for eating it

Speaking of Sheldon, I am watching Queer as Folk at the moment.

How HaWt are gay guys and how much do they like to get their gear off? Is it like that really?

Yes. Done it everywhere with every type you can think of. Most of my friends are the same.

freshnesschronic · 09-21-2007, 01:28 AM

UT what about it's teeth? I can't tell if they are disgustingly decaying or multilayered up the ass.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-21-2007, 03:46 AM

Layered and each tooth has three sharp points.

09-20-2007, 06:32 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	September 20, 2007: Frilled shark I would have guessed by the name that this was some sort of entree, but no; it turns out to be a rare primitive shark rarely seen alive because its natural habitat is 600 metres (2,000 ft) or more under the sea. But like many IotDs, we are seeing more and more under the sea that we've never seen before. This time it's seen because marine park employees caught the beast, at closer to our level. They think it surfaced because it was sick or something, and it died shortly after capture. Maybe you didn't look closely at those teeth. Look again.

09-20-2007, 06:39 PM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	And it looks primitive too Need evidence that sharks stopped evolving eons ago? Here tis. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-20-2007, 06:49 PM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I was going to suggest that perhaps you, me & Ducks are not getting enough. Then I looked at it as you suggested and you are right. (we're probably still not getting enough though) Is this where we talk about eating it? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-20-2007, 06:53 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	We shouldn't start without Sheldon __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-20-2007, 08:31 PM	#8
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	yet another reason to merely look at the sea as opposed to going into it. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-20-2007, 06:47 PM	#3
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Y'know if you let your eyes go slightly out of focus so you can't see the (fucking amazing) teeth....it looks a little like a giant swimming cock

09-20-2007, 06:51 PM	#5
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I believe that is traditional yes.

09-20-2007, 07:26 PM	#7
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Yeah, its official, I aint getting enough! I thought it was a big cock too, or maybe I wished it was? Anyways, I am up for eating it Speaking of Sheldon, I am watching Queer as Folk at the moment. How HaWt are gay guys and how much do they like to get their gear off? Is it like that really?

09-20-2007, 08:32 PM	#9
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	and it does look like a giant swimming cock. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-20-2007, 08:41 PM	#10
Mayor of Shekou You can't misbehave when you stick out in a crowd Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Shekou, Shenzhen - Southern China Posts: 110	Frilled for your pleasure

09-20-2007, 08:49 PM	#11
madepiphany Recruit or Something Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 4	Looks just like those eels from Princess Bride.

09-20-2007, 09:06 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Welcome to the Cellar, madepiphany You're right, it does. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-21-2007, 01:28 AM	#14
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	UT what about it's teeth? I can't tell if they are disgustingly decaying or multilayered up the ass.

09-21-2007, 03:46 AM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Layered and each tooth has three sharp points. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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