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Old 12-14-2009, 08:59 AM   #2491
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You might want to rephrase that - jus sayin.
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... total fantasy...
:p
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Old 12-14-2009, 09:21 AM   #2492
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The new Rammstein video
They don't set fire to it. Can't be real.
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Old 12-14-2009, 06:20 PM   #2493
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At last I have proof that there are Cellarites more perverse than I am!
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Old 12-15-2009, 01:53 AM   #2494
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Would you believe, as perverse?
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Old 12-15-2009, 01:59 AM   #2495
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No, this is total fantasy. I've had ten year old kids. Getting them to deal with the dishwasher is impossible, regardless of gender or style of clothing.
Do you mean 10 year-olds?

Or... never mind.
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Old 12-17-2009, 05:46 PM   #2496
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I check the vid and a German band singing in English is hilarious.
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Old 12-17-2009, 10:33 PM   #2497
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I am declaring this the 2009 WTF NSFW winner. No voting necessary.

http://www.cringely.com/2009/12/fede...hristmas-card/

And, yes, they do post their naked family photo on their website.

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Tonight I walked into the Fedex Kinkos store on Calhoun Street here in Charleston, SC to print our Christmas cards, only to have the clerk, Tammy Johnson, reject my order as obscene.
We Cringelys are known for our Christmas cards, I admit, because we make them ourselves and we’re naked. The tradition began by accident and now our cards are so popular friends remind us to send them. Making naked Christmas cards that are tasteful isn’t easy, either, but we do it. With three little boys you can only go so long until they begin to realize they are, well, naked. That leads in our family not so much to protestations of modesty as to demands for bribes. The price of this year’s photo session was $2 worth of sour gummy worms per kid. Yum.
I am dying to know what kind of 'accident' ends up with a naked family Christmas card tradition - did their clothes spontaneously combust one day? Was it skunk related?

BTW, this man deserves to have a Cellar account.
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Old 12-18-2009, 07:11 AM   #2498
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The new Rammstein video
From my friend Peter:
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We did do something exciting a couple of days ago, got on the guest list to for Rammstein in Hamburg. Very impressive show. We stood on the deck in the back half of the arena and you could feel the heat from the pyros! 21 trucks, 9 tour busses certainly puts our 1 bus and a trailer affair into perspective for the members of Uriah Heep. Met a couple of the band afterwards. Guitarist is very short and polite.
I responded to say that according to the video, the guitarist is neither short nor polite!
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Old 12-18-2009, 09:23 AM   #2499
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Old 12-18-2009, 09:49 AM   #2500
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Tcha, Peter is a sound engineer as opposed to a band member.

I'm half hoping that when I renew my passport next year he might blag me onto some tours. British '70s and '80s bands are still big in Eastern Europe and seem to tour endlessly, at least I guess so from Peter's schedule.
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Old 12-18-2009, 10:39 AM   #2501
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I am declaring this the 2009 WTF NSFW winner. No voting necessary.

http://www.cringely.com/2009/12/fede...hristmas-card/
Innovative and cute. Good on them. Screw Kinko's, they just took the kink out of thier name.
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Old 12-18-2009, 10:43 AM   #2502
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Syc, Rammstein rocks. I haven't heard anything of thier's for a while but I liked the older stuff. Video looks great.
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Old 12-18-2009, 10:47 AM   #2503
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Re Cringely.com
Don't read the comments.
Don't.
I had to stop because I don't think my brain is really supposed to come out of my ears.
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Old 12-18-2009, 11:02 AM   #2504
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Re: cringely cooking photo ...

Isn't that a little dangerous? What about hot fat splashes?
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Old 12-18-2009, 11:12 AM   #2505
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I adore Rammstein.

I mean I did before, but now ... wow.
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