What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 108

BigV · 03-10-2020, 11:48 AM

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masky monkey still amusing me....

(perhaps we need a masked smiley?)

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From here...

Clodfobble · 03-15-2020, 10:50 AM

I have recently been introduced to a coworker with an awesomely hilarious last name, which I will try to explain here without making it Googleable... Her last name is hyphenated, except the two names together form the name of a famous actor.

So imagine, for example, a person named Cheryl Simon-Pegg. That's not it, but that's the level of recognizability her last name has.

Meaning either her parents are insane, or else she got married, and simply couldn't pass up the opportunity.

Clodfobble · 03-21-2020, 11:34 AM

I regret to inform you that I just recently cleared out my phone... But the first two are on my instagram, and I'm certain the knuckle shot is somewhere else on the Cellar, though I can't for the life of me remember where. The EDM song is posted to his own YouTube channel:

BigV · 03-21-2020, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Umm, I realize you'll have to scroll really far back at this point, but you do realize we need to see those photos and a link to the video.

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

--That gruesome shot of my knuckle with a chunk taken out of it from the mandolin slicer.

What's happened to this place? I'm gone for like a year or two and it all comes apart at the seams.

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snip-- I'm certain the knuckle shot is somewhere else on the Cellar, though I can't for the life of me remember where. --snip

You're welcome.

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The EDM song is posted to his own YouTube channel:

My thanks to you, that was really fun!

Undertoad · 03-27-2020, 10:19 PM

I had no idea they were getting it on in Belgium at these rates

Urbane Guerrilla · 05-10-2020, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

I had no idea they were getting it on in Belgium at these rates

In a line not reported, "Or we'll spank you right on your bare ass." Just see if we don't.

Somewhere, Hercule Poirot is learning the *headdesk.* With a hundred year old rolltop. "It sounds like a snare drum, plutôt."

Carruthers · 05-11-2020, 03:45 AM

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I read this post just before 0700 and somewhat bleary eyed.

I thought it said 380 cases of constipation.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-11-2020, 03:59 AM

Well it did imply that nobody gave a shit.

monster · 03-27-2020, 10:34 PM

Have you been there? there's fuck all else to do. Except perhaps learn the bazillion languages they speak. you choose...

...they are canny linguists

sexobon · 04-05-2020, 02:40 PM

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"... even though it's clear that mitigation is working, we're still going to see that tail-off of deaths," Fauci said on "Face the Nation." …

In time, the mitigation will become conditional upon results and this will be trending again:

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glatt · 04-30-2020, 05:26 PM

Mrs Glatt was on the phone for an hour or so with T-Mobile, switching service from Boost Mobile for three phones in the glatt household.

At several times during the phone call, she heard roosters in the background on the other end of the line, and the service rep would start talking a little faster and louder to try to cover the background noise.

We’re all just doing our best in these crazy times.

Gravdigr · 05-01-2020, 01:41 PM

I made up a drinking game around the virus situation. Gotta drink whenever a commercial mentions "these stressful times", or "this trying time in our lives" or some such phrase referring to the kung flu.

Stayed drunk all month.

monster · 05-01-2020, 11:55 PM

unprecedented

Carruthers · 05-02-2020, 02:53 AM

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unprecedented

That one has come to my attention as well.

Have we ever lived in precedented times?

footfootfoot · 07-09-2020, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Carruthers

That one has come to my attention as well.

Have we ever lived in precedented times?

That would be the time just before this one.

03-15-2020, 10:50 AM	#2
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I have recently been introduced to a coworker with an awesomely hilarious last name, which I will try to explain here without making it Googleable... Her last name is hyphenated, except the two names together form the name of a famous actor. So imagine, for example, a person named Cheryl Simon-Pegg. That's not it, but that's the level of recognizability her last name has. Meaning either her parents are insane, or else she got married, and simply couldn't pass up the opportunity. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

03-21-2020, 11:34 AM	#3
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I regret to inform you that I just recently cleared out my phone... But the first two are on my instagram, and I'm certain the knuckle shot is somewhere else on the Cellar, though I can't for the life of me remember where. The EDM song is posted to his own YouTube channel: __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

05-11-2020, 03:45 AM	#7
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	I read this post just before 0700 and somewhat bleary eyed. I thought it said 380 cases of constipation. __________________

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xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Well it did imply that nobody gave a shit. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Have you been there? there's fuck all else to do. Except perhaps learn the bazillion languages they speak. you choose... ...they are canny linguists __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-27-2020, 10:19 PM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I had no idea they were getting it on in Belgium at these rates

04-30-2020, 05:26 PM	#11
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Mrs Glatt was on the phone for an hour or so with T-Mobile, switching service from Boost Mobile for three phones in the glatt household. At several times during the phone call, she heard roosters in the background on the other end of the line, and the service rep would start talking a little faster and louder to try to cover the background noise. We’re all just doing our best in these crazy times.

05-01-2020, 01:41 PM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I made up a drinking game around the virus situation. Gotta drink whenever a commercial mentions "these stressful times", or "this trying time in our lives" or some such phrase referring to the kung flu. Stayed drunk all month. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-01-2020, 11:55 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	unprecedented __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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