If a massive fungus isn't your taste, how about a massive fried onion ball? This onion "bhaji" is apparently a South Asian thing, but has migrated to England because while this one was cooked up in West Bromwich, the previous record holder was in West Yorkshire. Any of our Brits had one of these?
And this one set a record weighing in at an astounding 84 kilograms (185 pounds). The
full story claims that one cook inexplicably refused to try for the record, delaying the attempt because he didn't believe it could be done. Apparently it could.