Confessions - Page 4

blue · 09-04-2010, 03:06 PM

dude, you gotta be nice to them.. their lives suck, plus they get all flirty & shiat cause of the desperation and sometimes forget to ring stuff up. Take out your fury on some rich prick on a golf course.

You are a dude right?

monster · 09-04-2010, 03:10 PM

Not a dude with a dangly bit. Besides, I didn't take it out on her -and i was keeping her buddy the cart collector in employment.

squirell nutkin · 09-04-2010, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

I just went grocery shopping and was so pissed off that I left my cart on the tree island in the parking lot instead of returning it to the store or a bay. I never do that.

You are out of control, Ma'am. Do you have any conception of what would happen in this world if everyone just left their carts on the tree island?

It would be ghastly. We would be living in a sea of anarchy. The whole moral fiber of society would fall apart.

Won't take time stamp, start at 1:15

Big Sarge · 09-06-2010, 05:18 PM

Leaving shopping carts willy-nilly in parking lots is contributing to global warming.

Jaydaan · 09-06-2010, 08:39 PM

I broke the house. Actually I drove into the garage door of our rental house.
I got scared driving (I have an L) and hit the gas instead of the break.Gonna cost me $$$$

monster · 09-06-2010, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Leaving shopping carts willy-nilly in parking lots is contributing to global warming.

Everytime someone does that, a Bosnian girl tosses puppies off a bridge. I so sorry

TheMercenary · 09-08-2010, 06:45 AM

Everyone should return your carts/buggies to the correct place after delivering your goods to your car. Just do it!

monster · 09-08-2010, 07:10 AM

Yesterday I went to Burger King for lunch

But I only had a Jr Whopper with cheese (no pickle no ketchup, light mayo)

And I can't even remember the last time I went into BK or McDs -loooong time.....

ZenGum · 09-08-2010, 07:59 AM

Drive through?

monster · 09-08-2010, 08:18 AM

nope. I hate drive-throughs. It's more of a pain when your order is wrong -as it was the first time this time. But I sat in my car to eat. I was quite proud that i actually stopped to eat and enjoy rather than scarfing as I drove....

squirell nutkin · 09-08-2010, 09:31 AM

Jr Whopper? You're not from around here, are you?

monster · 09-08-2010, 09:50 AM

Whopper Jr, whatever, it's been so long.....

Today I am atoning. I'm going for a run. if I'm not back in an hour, call the cops or Oprah or Weighwatchers or something.

classicman · 09-08-2010, 10:05 AM

...anyone other than the fire dept - they're all busy.

monster · 09-08-2010, 10:39 AM

It'k OK, I'm back and alive... I think

classicman · 09-08-2010, 10:53 AM

Can you see yourself in a mirror?

09-04-2010, 03:06 PM	#46
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	dude, you gotta be nice to them.. their lives suck, plus they get all flirty & shiat cause of the desperation and sometimes forget to ring stuff up. Take out your fury on some rich prick on a golf course. You are a dude right? __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

09-04-2010, 03:10 PM	#47
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Not a dude with a dangly bit. Besides, I didn't take it out on her -and i was keeping her buddy the cart collector in employment. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-06-2010, 05:18 PM	#49
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Leaving shopping carts willy-nilly in parking lots is contributing to global warming. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

09-08-2010, 06:45 AM	#52
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Everyone should return your carts/buggies to the correct place after delivering your goods to your car. Just do it! __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

09-08-2010, 07:10 AM	#53
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Yesterday I went to Burger King for lunch But I only had a Jr Whopper with cheese (no pickle no ketchup, light mayo) And I can't even remember the last time I went into BK or McDs -loooong time..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-06-2010, 08:39 PM	#50
Jaydaan Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vernon, BC, Canada Posts: 378	I broke the house. Actually I drove into the garage door of our rental house. I got scared driving (I have an L) and hit the gas instead of the break.Gonna cost me $$$$

09-08-2010, 07:59 AM	#54
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Drive through? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-08-2010, 08:18 AM	#55
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	nope. I hate drive-throughs. It's more of a pain when your order is wrong -as it was the first time this time. But I sat in my car to eat. I was quite proud that i actually stopped to eat and enjoy rather than scarfing as I drove.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-08-2010, 09:31 AM	#56
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Jr Whopper? You're not from around here, are you? __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

09-08-2010, 09:50 AM	#57
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Whopper Jr, whatever, it's been so long..... Today I am atoning. I'm going for a run. if I'm not back in an hour, call the cops or Oprah or Weighwatchers or something. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-08-2010, 10:05 AM	#58
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	...anyone other than the fire dept - they're all busy. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-08-2010, 10:39 AM	#59
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	It'k OK, I'm back and alive... I think __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-08-2010, 10:53 AM	#60
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Can you see yourself in a mirror? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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