2/2/2005: Spoon-shaped egg

Undertoad · 02-02-2005, 12:31 PM

A relatively minor oddity today, but they can't all be desperately weird. The full story says that one Huang Yazhou, a railway worker from Huaibei city, Anhui province, awoke to hear his hen making "weird noises". And this was the result.

One can only hope it didn't come out sideways.

Happy Monkey · 02-02-2005, 12:39 PM

Looks like a goose... I wonder if this guy is cheating on his goat...

Kitsune · 02-02-2005, 12:41 PM

I'm not sure I would call it "spoon-shaped", but... man, they must have some interesting toxins in the water in China.

wolf · 02-02-2005, 12:50 PM

That's a penis shaped egg. No question.

Edit to add: Now I know I'm dealing with too many message boards, because I know I've seen this and I know I commented on it already ... or is this just really intense deja vu?

Wormfood · 02-02-2005, 12:57 PM

Let it hatch.. I wanna see what evolution is giving us..

even if 99,99% are deadends...

Wormfood · 02-02-2005, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

That's a penis shaped egg. No question.

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[awoke to hear his hen making "weird noises". ]

That explains it..

404Error · 02-02-2005, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

...Huang Yazhou, a railway worker from Huaibei city, Anhui province, awoke to hear his hen making "weird noises".

I wonder if the "weird noises" were something to the effect of, "You're mother sucks cocks in hell!"

dar512 · 02-02-2005, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsune

I'm not sure I would call it "spoon-shaped", but... man, they must have some interesting toxins in the water in China.

Oh, I dunno. It sort of looks like the spoon you get in a Chinese restaurant with egg-drop soup.

wolf · 02-02-2005, 01:07 PM

Watering the chickens with the wastewater from the nuke plant is probably not a good idea.

Trilby · 02-02-2005, 01:36 PM

it's not a freakin' spoon--it's clearly a squash of some sort.

dar512 · 02-02-2005, 01:37 PM

Unless, of course, you are trying for spoon-shaped eggs.

lookout123 · 02-02-2005, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

... or is this just really intense deja vu?

a glitch in the matrix?

*adjusts foil hat*

elf · 02-02-2005, 04:14 PM

That woman's eyes are downright crreeepy. She's not wearing much makeup, is she? That's just shadows?

xoxoxoBruce · 02-02-2005, 07:34 PM

Yeah, Chinese spoon.
Whatever...it looks like it's making her very, very happy.

capnhowdy · 02-02-2005, 08:10 PM

Actually this is Yan Martin's sister holding Yan's thumb, frozen after an accident during a "Yan Can Cook" shoot.
I wondered when that would happen...............

02-02-2005, 12:31 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	2/2/2005: Spoon-shaped egg A relatively minor oddity today, but they can't all be desperately weird. The full story says that one Huang Yazhou, a railway worker from Huaibei city, Anhui province, awoke to hear his hen making "weird noises". And this was the result. One can only hope it didn't come out sideways.

02-02-2005, 12:39 PM	#2
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Looks like a goose... I wonder if this guy is cheating on his goat... __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

02-02-2005, 12:50 PM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	That's a penis shaped egg. No question. Edit to add: Now I know I'm dealing with too many message boards, because I know I've seen this and I know I commented on it already ... or is this just really intense deja vu? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis Last edited by wolf; 02-02-2005 at 12:54 PM.

02-02-2005, 01:07 PM	#9
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Watering the chickens with the wastewater from the nuke plant is probably not a good idea. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-02-2005, 01:36 PM	#10
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	it's not a freakin' spoon--it's clearly a squash of some sort. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

02-02-2005, 12:41 PM	#3
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	I'm not sure I would call it "spoon-shaped", but... man, they must have some interesting toxins in the water in China.

02-02-2005, 12:57 PM	#5
Wormfood Superior Inhabitant Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sweden Posts: 73	Let it hatch.. I wanna see what evolution is giving us.. even if 99,99% are deadends...

02-02-2005, 01:37 PM	#11
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Unless, of course, you are trying for spoon-shaped eggs. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

02-02-2005, 04:14 PM	#13
elf Yay! We're Dooomed! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Mostly: New York. Most Recently: New Jersey. Currently: Colorado Posts: 214	That woman's eyes are downright crreeepy. She's not wearing much makeup, is she? That's just shadows?

02-02-2005, 07:34 PM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yeah, Chinese spoon. Whatever...it looks like it's making her very, very happy. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 05:57 PM.

02-02-2005, 08:10 PM	#15
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Actually this is Yan Martin's sister holding Yan's thumb, frozen after an accident during a "Yan Can Cook" shoot. I wondered when that would happen............... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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