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Old 05-15-2019, 06:13 AM   #16
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Just after 6.00pm the doorbell rang and both neighbour and dog were there.

She'd taken it for a walk and on passing our drive the dog executed a swift left turn of its own accord and dragged the owner to our door.
Good guy status, dog verified.
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Old 05-15-2019, 06:53 AM   #17
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Good guy status, dog verified.
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Old 05-15-2019, 07:16 AM   #18
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How do we know it wasn't She dragging the dog to his door. Poor dogs get blamed for her amorous escapades.
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Old 05-15-2019, 07:24 AM   #19
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How do we know it wasn't She dragging the dog to his door. Poor dogs get blamed for her amorous escapades.
Well, let's put it this way.

Today is Day 2 of canine care duty and when I went to collect the mighty hound a couple of hours ago I was dragged back to my own front door.

It's a funny old world.
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Old 05-15-2019, 07:27 AM   #20
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Oh, so the puppy really wants to see your Dad.
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Old 05-16-2019, 09:25 PM   #21
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Well, dang. Minifob is off to his first overnight school trip. Mr. Clod is a semi-chaperone*, so everything should go off without a hitch. But I was excited to have a few girls-only days with Minifobette. She and I ate dinner early (normally we don't eat until 7:45 or so, after Mr. Clod gets home) so we could watch a movie even though it was a school night.

Except we forgot to remove the dinnertime pill that makes her super sleepy and save it for bedtime. So she just passed out on the couch 90 minutes early instead. Oh well. Hopefully we'll remember tomorrow.



*For legal reasons our school does not allow parent chaperones. However, for legal reasons they also have a stick up their butt about medications, which Minifob takes a shit ton of. So everyone agreed that if Mr. Clod just happens to be standing nearby and administers medication to his own child, the staff doesn't have to go through the rigamarole of having everything in its original container, etc.
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Old 05-16-2019, 10:20 PM   #22
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Sappy girly movie?
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Old 05-17-2019, 06:56 AM   #23
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John Mulaney stand-up special, actually. She's a fan.
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Old 05-17-2019, 10:09 AM   #24
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I'm currently sampling an older John Mulaney special off NetFlix, and he doesn't sound as much like Katherine Hepburn as he did in the other (newer) one I saw.


I just Wiki'd him so I could spell his name right, and looked at his wife's page:

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Annamarie Starr Tendler Mulaney...is an American makeup artist, bicyclist, writer, photographer, and lampshade designer.
I don't reckon there'll be any confusion with any other Annamarie Starr Tendler Mulaneys.
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Old 05-17-2019, 10:56 AM   #25
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John Mulaney stand-up special, actually. She's a fan.
I should have known.
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Old 05-17-2019, 03:05 PM   #26
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The ladies here appreciate him as well. I can’t say I completely get it.
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Old 05-17-2019, 04:14 PM   #27
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The ladies here appreciate him as well. I can’t say I completely get it.

You may not have heard this bit...



and if you really want to visualize the experience portrayed above....


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Old 05-18-2019, 12:27 PM   #28
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Greatest Tom Jones story I've ever heard. Best Mulaney bit, too.

Some morning dj's (Bob and Tom maybe) edited all the "cat"s from What's New Pussycat, IIRC it was somewhat funny.
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Old 05-18-2019, 01:23 PM   #29
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I've got a week off to hang with the fam. I just moved a shit ton of firewood to a good spot for splitting. Is a sunny day so I'll get a ride in. Good day thus far.
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Old 05-18-2019, 08:28 PM   #30
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...firewood to a good spot for splitting. Is a sunny day so I'll get a ride in...
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