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Old 08-19-2010, 03:13 PM   #1
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OYSTERS GOT HERPES!!

Please keep your penis out of the oysters. Thank you.
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Old 08-19-2010, 08:43 PM   #2
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Serves them right for screwing that Vietnamese catfish, then.
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Old 08-19-2010, 10:06 PM   #3
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Greek Mythology Lesson:

Herpes, son of Hermes, born of a liason involving a golden shower.
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Old 08-19-2010, 10:56 PM   #4
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The oyster that keeps on giving?
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Old 08-20-2010, 01:46 AM   #5
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The moister oyster.
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Old 08-20-2010, 07:15 AM   #6
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Serves them right for screwing that Vietnamese catfish, then.
I don't think it's that simplex, zen. (I tried to add to this then realized I was googling 'herpes' from work.)
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Old 08-20-2010, 07:44 AM   #7
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Thanks for the useful quotation marks.
I'd have worried about a "Herpes from work" website!

Although there probably is one...
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