01-23-2004, 10:19 AM | #106 |
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I'm thinking Sister Jenny is a bottle of gin?
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01-23-2004, 10:59 AM | #107 | |
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I didn't have to strain my think-muscle too hard to realize that the test was intentionally flattering the testee (heheh... testee) to make them more likely to purchase the detailed results. Few people would care to purchase the details if they got a low score. In that community, in carefully examining the scores compared to my knowledge of who received them, I concluded that either some people had been very skillfully concealing their intelligence, or the test's IQ measuring abilities were about as reliable as a 90 year old dick. There were a handful of people whom I was confident were smarter than I, and many got lower scores than I did. Also, there were some obvious cement-heads who did as well, or better, as I. Not that I'm belittling your score on this test Jimbo, I wouldn't be surprised if you really were smarter than I am. In the end, even accurate IQ tests only measure one's ability to solve cute puzzles in a controlled environment, and a high score only proves that the one being tested thinks simlarly to those who created the test. Hence the wide variations of scores one can get on different IQ tests. IQ tests can't possibly test the truly valuable intelligence, such as practical problem-solving, because tests are inherently impractical. Or maybe I'm just a moron.
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01-23-2004, 12:02 PM | #108 |
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no, you're obviously not a moron. and it wasn;t my intent to say i was smarter cuz i tested higher. i wsa saying you're prolly right about the innacuracy of the scores. Jinx also got a 133, and we go back and forth about who's smarter. We've decided that there are different types of intelligence. I am good with abstract, intuitive thinking, she has a damn near perfect memory etc....
none of it really matters, though, cuz tw is the only smart person in the cellar. just ask him.
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I've been trying to figure out if that's what Bruce answered, but... I don't know. An Arab sheikh is old and must will his fortune to one of his two sons. He makes a proposition. His two sons will ride their camels in a race, and whichever camel crosses the finish line last will win the fortune for its owner. During the race, the two brothers wander aimlessly for days, neither willing to cross the finish line. In desperation, they ask a wise man for advice. He tells them something; then the brothers leap onto the camels and charge toward the finish line. What did the wise man say? |
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01-23-2004, 05:23 PM | #110 | |
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01-24-2004, 12:38 AM | #111 |
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01-24-2004, 06:28 AM | #112 | |
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01-24-2004, 06:43 AM | #113 | |
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01-26-2004, 11:37 AM | #114 |
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01-26-2004, 11:47 AM | #115 |
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Whoever makes it doesn't use it,
whoever buys it doesn't want it, and whoever uses it doesn't know they are using it. What is it? |
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and apostrophies in the above quote go before the 'n' in all the above cases.
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