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Old 05-29-2009, 03:38 PM   #1
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I bought a Vibrator ONCE

online and now they keep sending me all kinds of weird email stuff.

Does this happen to you?
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Old 05-29-2009, 03:58 PM   #2
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Sorry, as soon as I saw the topic I thought Johnny Dangerously.

"My father hung me on a hook once. ONCE."
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Old 05-29-2009, 04:49 PM   #3
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You gotta find a more trust-worthy company.
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Old 05-29-2009, 05:28 PM   #4
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Sorry, as soon as I saw the topic I thought Johnny Dangerously.

"My father hung me on a hook once. ONCE."
My sister shot me once....

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Old 05-29-2009, 05:53 PM   #5
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You know that guy that Johnny Cash shot in Reno?

You know, the one he shot... just to watch him die.

Yeah, that was me. Once.
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Old 05-29-2009, 05:53 PM   #6
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I've always bought mine in a shop. that way they don't know where you live ...
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Old 05-29-2009, 05:55 PM   #7
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I've always bought mine in a shop. that way they don't know where you live ...
Nice try but homeland security has installed GPS units in all of them.
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Old 05-29-2009, 06:26 PM   #8
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Nice try but homeland security has installed GPS units in all of them.
And cameras on the tips.
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Old 05-29-2009, 06:28 PM   #9
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Nice try but homeland security has installed GPS units in all of them.


The newer models have CCTV cameras in them
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Old 05-29-2009, 07:17 PM   #10
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I bought a Vibrator ONCE
So, that's one bought, one stolen, two borrowed, one found on the street, and one made at home from everyday household components, right?
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Old 05-29-2009, 07:46 PM   #11
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I've bought several online and have never received any unrequested contact.
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Old 05-29-2009, 07:47 PM   #12
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They probably would have left you alone if you hadn't opted for the diesel.
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Old 05-29-2009, 08:46 PM   #13
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Nice try but homeland security has installed GPS units in all of them.
and three axis solid state accelerometers.

You can do the math yourself from here...
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Old 05-29-2009, 08:54 PM   #14
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No, surely it was the paint shaker attachment.

My sister vas bitten by a Møøse ONCE...
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Old 05-29-2009, 09:08 PM   #15
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My wife works at a shop that sells them now.
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