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08-28-2008, 01:16 PM
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still says videotape
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Things you didn't say.
[inside]... because you are a bad parent.[/voice]
What didn't you say recently?
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08-28-2008, 01:44 PM
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I can hear my ears
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only moments ago.
'are you retarded? i just explained that form.....did you not understand, or were you not listening for the 54th time.' 'dickhole' srsly.
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08-28-2008, 02:58 PM
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I know, right?
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Those are the two most common things I don't say.
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08-28-2008, 03:05 PM
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changed his status to single
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if this was a task that could be done by any fucking idiot in a day or two i'm sure you'd do it yourself. since it's not, quit fucking calling me, i'll let you know when it's done bitch!
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08-28-2008, 04:52 PM
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trying hard to be a better person
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Put the fucking toilet seat down. I am the one that cleans this fucker so it's hygenic for all to use. The least you arseholes can do is put the fucking seat down.
Translation: Honey, can you please try and remember to put the seat down?
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08-28-2008, 04:53 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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I think it's better to leave the seat up. That way the next person who uses the toilet doesn't piss all over it.
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08-28-2008, 05:00 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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The only thing that makes sense to me, and is fair to both sexes, is that both the seat AND the lid should be closed at all times. That way, you both have to lift something. Also, it keeps my cats from drinking toilet water which I find completely disgusting.
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08-28-2008, 05:10 PM
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trying hard to be a better person
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HLJ, I'd agree with you except that when I get up to go during the night, I don't usually turn the lights on, so if the seat isn't down, I get to sit on the rim which one of the kids has probably pissed all over anyway, so then I have to have a shower to make myself almost feel clean, which wakes me up well and truly so I can't sleep, and then I lay there ruminating on what a bunch of selfish, thoughtless males I live with.
Trust me, in our house, it's better to just put the seat down. Shawnee, I know what you mean. Our cats do that too, especially if their water bowl doesn't get filled up. It's gross.
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08-28-2008, 05:52 PM
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
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Several of our dogs also have a big, elevated water bowl, which I try to avoid, but usually fail. I shrug it off as they are NOT permitted kisses.
I put the seat down anyway. I do not pee standing up due to...um...aftermarket modifications to the waste water drain outlet. So I'm easy to live with that way.
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08-28-2008, 06:21 PM
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Your Bartender
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Your ass looks really hot in those pants.
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08-28-2008, 06:32 PM
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still says videotape
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08-28-2008, 06:34 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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08-28-2008, 06:35 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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08-28-2008, 06:41 PM
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Esnohplad Semaj Ton
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I read a pretty good analysis, using game theory, of the toilet seat problem. The answer was that it is by far easier and more efficient to leave the toilet seat up. In reality, if doing something as easy as leaving the seat down is going to make all of the women in my life happier, then that's what's going to happen.
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08-28-2008, 07:40 PM
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Back in 10
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