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Old 11-16-2004, 11:49 AM   #1
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Condi Rice SoS???

You gotta be kidding me..???

Who's going to cover up for Dub next time something happens?
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Old 11-17-2004, 06:15 PM   #2
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Old 11-17-2004, 11:32 PM   #3
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Bush's next nominee to his cabinet? "Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you all to - FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL! I'M A DEITY! I RULE BY DIVINE PROVIDENCE! ASK BOB JONES! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!"

Visualizing Sam Kinneson doing that would probably help get my point across.
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Old 11-18-2004, 12:56 AM   #4
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Bush's next nominee to his cabinet? "Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you all to - FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL! I'M A DEITY!
Damn that's funny Ep. Not quite what I expect though:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you all to...........Jesus! He will be the head of the newly created Bureau of Homeland Religion.
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Old 11-18-2004, 08:08 AM   #5
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Damn that's funny Ep. Not quite what I expect though:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you all to...........Jesus! He will be the head of the newly created Bureau of Homeland Religion.
The instance I see that in the news is the instant Cheaper Than Dirt gets a huge order.
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Old 11-18-2004, 07:49 PM   #6
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You're probably better off starting to place moderately sized orders of innocuous items now ... that way, when you do place the "big one," it won't be a noticable change of your spending habits.

Oh, I do dearly love my good friends at CTD.

And USCAV has a lot of nice higher end products.
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Old 11-18-2004, 11:49 PM   #7
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Doesn't it disturb anyone that we've gone from cabinet appointments to stockpiling ammo for the upcoming holocaust in less than one page of a Cellar thread?
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Old 11-18-2004, 11:50 PM   #8
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That happens all the time, doesn't it? And you should have stockpiled already, els. Did you miss the memo? It was stickied.
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Old 11-27-2004, 07:03 PM   #9
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FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL! I'M A DEITY! I RULE BY DIVINE PROVIDENCE! ASK BOB JONES! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!"
That......is pretty GD funny. I can almost hear Sam saying that.....No, that's another voice. Nevermind.

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Doesn't it disturb anyone that we've gone from cabinet appointments to stockpiling ammo for the upcoming holocaust in less than one page of a Cellar thread?
....sorry, been late on the draw here....


Ahem....cough-cough.......


Anyway..........

Should Condi fix the gap in her teeth, or does it show some type of character? Does she whistle through it? Is this the key to Republican victory in 08?
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Old 11-27-2004, 07:16 PM   #10
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Old 11-27-2004, 08:11 PM   #11
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Kids today. No respect, I tell ya.
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