VA alert Onk, Onk

busterb · 05-05-2009, 08:31 PM

Went to have blood work and see my Dr. today. Oh-Boy!!!
I was fasting for test and nurse asked if I had a sore throat? Nope, just dry.
Congested? Yep, dry
Nasal drip? Nope too dry.

Had a little fever and here comes the fucking mask. My DR came in and asked how long I'd had a fever.
Oh about 20 minutes, same time as my Bld pressure starting to rise.

Hello! I've hurt my left knee, one with torn ACL twice in one week and have the gout in right knee, Sunday nite was hot to touch.
Think I just might have a little fever??

I have no idea if she even heard about my knees, but I left it in writing.

I suspect they ever called the St. heath dept about a Onk flu test.

Where's my tin-foil hat?

Cloud · 05-05-2009, 08:49 PM

Do pigs go "onk" in your part of the world?

They go "oink" here.

At least that's the onomatopaedic orthography (thanks Kingswood).

ps: hope your knee feels better!

xoxoxoBruce · 05-06-2009, 01:25 AM

Mexican pigs onk.

Cloud · 05-06-2009, 09:24 AM

I'm just gonna check that little factoid when I get to work, Bruce.

Shawnee123 · 05-06-2009, 09:47 AM

French pigs say "l'onk."

Shawnee123 · 05-06-2009, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

French pigs say "l'onk."

Yeah, Shaw? They also go "oui oui oui" all the way home.

Shawnee123 · 05-06-2009, 11:25 AM

Girl, you crack me up!

classicman · 05-06-2009, 11:27 AM

Sorry, I got nothing, Shaw.... I took a couple years of Spanish in HS. The french part is dead to me.

Shawnee123 · 05-06-2009, 11:35 AM

C'est mort?

DanaC · 05-06-2009, 12:13 PM

non, c'est le petit mort (or should that be la petite mort?)

Cloud · 05-06-2009, 02:08 PM

sorry, pigs say "oink" in Spanish too. At least our border pigs do.

http://www.eleceng.adelaide.edu.au/p...tt/animal.html

busterb · 05-06-2009, 02:24 PM

Redneck pigs say Onk.

Pie · 05-06-2009, 02:38 PM

geese say 'honk'.

Cloud · 05-06-2009, 03:27 PM

I think all pigs are, sorta by definition, rednecks.

Except the Vietnamese ones, mebbe.

Sundae · 05-06-2009, 04:49 PM

The pigs I've heard in real life make a noise more like wreeeenchk.
Hroink will do at a pass.

Do let us know if you've contracted swine flu, Buster.
I'll get my screen cleaner out.

05-05-2009, 08:31 PM	#1
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	VA alert Onk, Onk Went to have blood work and see my Dr. today. Oh-Boy!!! I was fasting for test and nurse asked if I had a sore throat? Nope, just dry. Congested? Yep, dry Nasal drip? Nope too dry. Had a little fever and here comes the fucking mask. My DR came in and asked how long I'd had a fever. Oh about 20 minutes, same time as my Bld pressure starting to rise. Hello! I've hurt my left knee, one with torn ACL twice in one week and have the gout in right knee, Sunday nite was hot to touch. Think I just might have a little fever?? I have no idea if she even heard about my knees, but I left it in writing. I suspect they ever called the St. heath dept about a Onk flu test. Where's my tin-foil hat? __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

05-05-2009, 08:49 PM	#2
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Do pigs go "onk" in your part of the world? They go "oink" here. At least that's the onomatopaedic orthography (thanks Kingswood). ps: hope your knee feels better! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-06-2009, 01:25 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Mexican pigs onk. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-06-2009, 09:24 AM	#4
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I'm just gonna check that little factoid when I get to work, Bruce. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-06-2009, 09:47 AM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	French pigs say "l'onk." __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-06-2009, 11:25 AM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Girl, you crack me up! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-06-2009, 11:27 AM	#8
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Sorry, I got nothing, Shaw.... I took a couple years of Spanish in HS. The french part is dead to me. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-06-2009, 11:35 AM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	C'est mort? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-06-2009, 02:08 PM	#11
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	sorry, pigs say "oink" in Spanish too. At least our border pigs do. http://www.eleceng.adelaide.edu.au/p...tt/animal.html __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-06-2009, 02:24 PM	#12
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Redneck pigs say Onk. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

05-06-2009, 02:38 PM	#13
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	geese say 'honk'. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

05-06-2009, 03:27 PM	#14
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I think all pigs are, sorta by definition, rednecks. Except the Vietnamese ones, mebbe. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-06-2009, 04:49 PM	#15
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	The pigs I've heard in real life make a noise more like wreeeenchk. Hroink will do at a pass. Do let us know if you've contracted swine flu, Buster. I'll get my screen cleaner out. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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