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10-24-2007, 10:07 PM | #16 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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This moose is clearly severely handicapped. Blind, for starters, greatly reduced sensation of the penis, and *no fucking sense of smell*...note that, in the first pic, he's sniffing the metallic bison's hindquarters.
Wishful smelling, if you ask me.
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10-24-2007, 10:50 PM | #17 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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But you can bet it smells like something now...
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10-25-2007, 12:07 AM | #18 | |
Come on, cat.
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10-25-2007, 11:19 AM | #19 |
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LOL! I saw a show about those Real Dolls! Creeped me the heck out! But, a rutting male moose will mount anything, even you. That is why they are so dangerous during mating season. And yes, they are relentless and determined until the urge passes.
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10-25-2007, 12:23 PM | #20 |
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maybe he thought it was chocolate mousse....
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10-25-2007, 01:46 PM | #21 |
Looking forward to open mic night.
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So jinx's question still stands...!!!
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10-25-2007, 07:48 PM | #22 | |
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10-25-2007, 09:52 PM | #23 | |
The future is unwritten
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10-25-2007, 10:21 PM | #24 | |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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10-26-2007, 01:53 PM | #25 |
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Sorry but the rest are censored!
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10-28-2007, 07:49 AM | #26 |
Doctor Wtf
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Please see the "You sound like a horny moose" thread in Home Base.
Contributions are still needed.
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10-28-2007, 02:38 PM | #27 |
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OK, who gave the moose ED meds? Obvious side effects - Priapism and difficulty seeing.
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10-28-2007, 09:13 PM | #28 |
The future is unwritten
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Welcome to the Cellar, hunnybunch.
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