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Thanks, Jim, I'm really enjoying the Scotch. I don't know what I would have done without your assistance.
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12-23-2006, 01:30 PM
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how does the person who drives the snow plough get to work?
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12-25-2006, 04:36 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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He flies through the air holding a snowman's hand.
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12-25-2006, 08:18 AM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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what does cheese say when it gets it's picture taken?
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12-25-2006, 08:48 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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12-25-2006, 09:12 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Is it proper to sing "White Christmas" at a Kwanzaa observance?
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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12-25-2006, 05:39 PM
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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Is it possible to have a crush on everyone from the cellar simultaneously?
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12-26-2006, 03:37 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Yes, but it is only permissible to share the most intimate photos with one...Elspode.
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12-26-2006, 05:50 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
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if a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, then how long does it take a cricket with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
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12-27-2006, 01:39 AM
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lobber of scimitars
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Didn't that used to be a monkey?
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12-27-2006, 02:44 AM
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Does a busybody's house have mirrors?
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12-27-2006, 05:51 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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How do gay exhibitionist agoraphobics ever come out of the closet?
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12-27-2006, 06:44 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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If you see a lawyer drowning should you:
a) read a book or b) go to a movie?
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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12-27-2006, 08:56 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Are you looking at me?
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12-27-2006, 09:43 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
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Is that a camera!?
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