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09-30-2009, 09:51 AM | #1 | |
Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out
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Introducing... ME!
I wanted to make a thread, a sort of... induction into the Cellar, however! I noticed that the last person to do so, was accused of being a troll/spammer, due to the lack of information he posted!
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My handle, here, is "TheDaVinciChode." Why? Well, I had been trying to think of a suitable handle, when "TheDaVinciCode" came to mind. Of course Dan Brown's a plagiarising (bleep,) so I thought it a suitable homage to the author, replacing "Code" with "Chode." Perhaps not the most witty substitution, or handle... but it seemed appropriate! I'm always myself, much to the displeasure of most... I can be rather egotistical, at times, but never without good reason. I can be funny, quirky, eccentric, serious, helpful, kind, decent... Why, I cover the full gamut of human emotion and action! I have a wonderful girlfriend, whom I've been with for almost two years, now. We're soon to be engaged, I hope... just don't tell her I told you! She's the most important person in my life; Her happiness, well-being, and love, are more important to me, than anything else. You could say, rightfully so, that she is my "soul mate." I'm not religious, and I'm a firm "believer" in science. That doesn't mean I condemn those who believe in a higher power, nor feel any ill will towards them... In fact, I'm quite happy to discuss theology with them, should they not be closed-minded, of course... If anyone is willing to discuss/debate their opinion, without becoming defensive, well... They're O.K in my books! Even if their opinion is is stark contrast to my own. I disagree with this "war upon terror," just as I disagree with any country that sees fit to quite literally FORCE their way of life upon other countries... Our society is different, our rules, our laws, our set of morals, is different... That doesn't mean we should force others to see things from our point of view. Didn't Hitler try to do that? Didn't we condemn him, for the very thing "some" countries are now doing? Democracy is only democratic, if elected, and selected, freely. When the idea is thrust upon people, nigh forced upon them... it is no longer a democracy, nor a democratic process. -- Anyway, I'm sure I've bored you all half-to-death, so, following the aforementioned advice... My inside leg measurement, I believe, is 32-33 inches. I haven't had myself measured in such a long time, though, that I could be entirely mistaken. I prefer Coke. Pepsi is merely Coke + Water. I prefer Ketchup. Ketchup has a much larger range of use, than Mustard. I believe I'd get banned for posting full-frontal-nudity, so, I hope you won't hold it against me. -- Final summation; I'm glad to be here, and I hope to stick around for a long, long time. (Note: I've been lurking for half a decade, or more, I believe... Yikes, I know!) |
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09-30-2009, 09:58 AM | #2 |
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You're such a fucking troll.
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09-30-2009, 10:07 AM | #3 |
I can hear my ears
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let's all guess how old you are....
I'm going to say 23
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09-30-2009, 10:07 AM | #4 |
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a mini bio
thanks! and hi |
09-30-2009, 10:10 AM | #5 | ||
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Whether you're called a spammer, idiot, Nazi, or whatever, consider it acceptance. No response is rejection. Welcome to the Cellar.
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09-30-2009, 10:15 AM | #6 | |
Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out
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You, sir, are a freak.
I'm 22... How'd you get so close?! No, wait, let me guess... You're Derren Brown? Quote:
-- Thanks for the welcomes. You've all entertained me, for many a year, with your posts on the Image Of The Day threads, as well as, in some circumstances, enlightened, or even educated me! So I'm very glad to finally have chosen to become a part of this wonderfully diverse, and sinfully twisted board. |
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09-30-2009, 10:51 AM | #7 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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Hmm....Derren Brown ye say? You a Brit then?
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09-30-2009, 10:59 AM | #8 |
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What? A socialist commie bastard? ban 'em!
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09-30-2009, 11:09 AM | #9 | |
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I thought about making one once. I think. Don't really remember though. I came here because I wanted to stalk virgins. So far... No success. I've never seen a troll here before and... um... well, you know. |
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09-30-2009, 12:13 PM | #10 |
Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out
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Born and raised. Although I've spent quite some time in Canada, too.
I currently reside in Hastings, if you wish to know. -- Bruce, I challenge you to a bare-knuckle boxing fight, for that ban! I'll bring the spandex, you bring the lubricant. ... We'll need someone else to bring the feathers. Anyone game? -- Madman, I have a mirror-attached-to-a-head-band, for you, if your wish to stalk virgins is still waiting to be fulfilled? |
09-30-2009, 12:59 PM | #11 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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Paging Sheldon!
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09-30-2009, 01:08 PM | #12 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Hi DaVinc
I bet you're the most wonderfullest wonderful in the whole beautiful and sunshiny world.
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09-30-2009, 01:25 PM | #14 |
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Greetings, DVC [would that be 595?]. Welcome to the Cellar.
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09-30-2009, 02:01 PM | #15 | |
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But Dana, I think given the fiancee status, she isn't available, silver-tongued as Sheldon is. Welcome DVC - if you have been lurking for 5 years I doubt this will phase you x
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