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Old 10-17-2005, 03:54 PM   #61
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jinx got them and sold them to some gypsies for big, big bucks!. thanks, sucker!

just kidding. they came, but i dont know what became of them. i think she was going to take them to school to expose them. this is really her's to answer, but she seems to be ducking the issue. do we suck? yes we do. is there an expiration date? can they still be used if they are still in the box they came in?
1. story of my life
2. no, not really
3. No, not really
4. Yes, but not for sex thread pictures, unless you guys take a loooong looooooong loooooong time. Way more than "twenny dolla long time".
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:56 PM   #62
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On a slide at an Elementry School playground

Out in His back yard by the woods under the stars

On my front porch with my nehibors standing in their driveway, no more then 20 feet away
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Old 10-30-2005, 12:49 AM   #63
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To repeat from the Sex Thread -

Anyone ever have sex while suspended by large fish-hooks that were suspended from the ceiling? Talk about "Fly The Friendly Skies".

On top of the NYC subway cars during rush hour.

On the top of the mausolem of Marie Laveau, the "Witch Queen" of New Orleans.

In a cell at Alcatraz.

In the last tram car at Disneyland. You got to be careful with that one.
Mickey gets mad when you fuck around in his park.

On the roof of "Playcade" in Atlanic City at 3 in the morning.

My wife loves when we go on vacations.

And yes, several of the places, we had the two point conversion.
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Old 10-30-2005, 01:53 AM   #64
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at my mother house with a VERRRRRRY fat girl ,
the next morning my mom said she had this weird dream about a naked fat girl walking past her bed room late at nite ,
she did to go to the bathroom

On a bus in the phillapeenes , lots of folks looking at us strangely

Again in the PI , in the surf , we were JUST barley boyant ,
let the ocean do the motion and all that ,
don't ya know

and again in the PI , on stage , it is HARD to turn down 2 semi naked philinino girls asking you to join them in a bath tub , on stage , even IF LOTS of folks are watching
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Old 10-30-2005, 07:18 AM   #65
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at my mother house with a VERRRRRRY fat girl ,
the next morning my mom said she had this weird dream about a naked fat girl walking past her bed room late at nite ,
she did to go to the bathroom

On a bus in the phillapeenes , lots of folks looking at us strangely

Again in the PI , in the surf , we were JUST barley boyant ,
let the ocean do the motion and all that ,
don't ya know

and again in the PI , on stage , it is HARD to turn down 2 semi naked philinino girls asking you to join them in a bath tub , on stage , even IF LOTS of folks are watching
I sense a prize-winning moment coming on...
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Old 10-30-2005, 07:43 AM   #66
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on the base of the famous "Waving Girl" statue on River Street in Savannah, Ga.

In a dressing room at Belk's
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Old 10-31-2005, 02:37 PM   #67
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I sense a coming on...
umm... uhh.. me too
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Old 01-11-2006, 12:42 PM   #68
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hey all. i would have to say in AC at the atlantic palace in our window overlooking the boardwalk. quite fun...
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Old 01-11-2006, 01:05 PM   #69
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On the roof of "Playcade" in Atlanic City at 3 in the morning.
Was that you?

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And yes, several of the places, we had the two point conversion.
???
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Old 01-11-2006, 09:15 PM   #70
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I assume by the two point conversion CG means penetration (two points converge, penis and vagina, unless CG means 2 guys bumping uglies).
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Old 01-11-2006, 09:18 PM   #71
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at the movie theater! WHOOO HOOOO! :p
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Old 01-11-2006, 09:20 PM   #72
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I assume by the two point conversion CG means penetration (two points converge, penis and vagina, unless CG means 2 guys bumping uglies).
I'm not sure about that. It also might mean vaginal plus non-vaginal sex. If so, there are two possibilities.
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Old 01-11-2006, 09:31 PM   #73
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I never posted my craziest places, did I?

Many times with my wife (was girlfriend then) in her room with the door wide open and her parents in the next one, the living room. We would do it when her parents were playing video games (they loved playing Mario Kart 64), usually doggy style because it was easiest to recover from.

Many times her going down on me while I'm driving a 5 speed manual Ford Escort LX. If you think it's hard to drive while getting a bj, imagine having to shift gears, too.

Many times on my waterbed in my parent's basement. It was a free-flowing waterbed, so very, very noisy.

On my parent's back porch while a party was going on (my 18th birthday party), her bent over with me standing, drunk.


We were never caught from any of these. Good times (well, the sex anyways).
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Old 01-12-2006, 01:28 AM   #74
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got a bj under a streetlight in an affluent neighborhood, that was pretty cool......
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Old 01-12-2006, 02:42 AM   #75
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got a bj under a streetlight in an affluent neighborhood, that was pretty cool......
Did the fact that it was an affluent neighborhood add to the frisson? "Oh yesss!! It makes me soo hot when you lower rich peoples' property values!"
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