Snow guards - Page 3

footfootfoot · 01-09-2013, 08:55 PM

There was a guy who did something culinary with a chainsaw, maybe I read about it here, he lubed it with olive oil. Now what they hell was he doing? Was it the Japanese fellow with the 200 million dollar tuna fish?

ZenGum · 01-09-2013, 09:00 PM

Okay, plan C.

You want to break that overhanging ice off, but from a safe distance.

You remember that a bowling ball will fit neatly in an oxy cylinder.

Moderate the charge, aim carefully ... video for posterity.

zippyt · 01-09-2013, 10:19 PM

Zen you been staren at the Sun to much !!!!!

zippyt · 01-09-2013, 11:05 PM

Or, with the suitable application of lime juice and tequila, Snowgheritas!

I like this idea !!!

footfootfoot · 01-10-2013, 11:20 AM

Maybe you could fill the bar and chain oil reservoir with tequila and lime juice then carve ice with the chainsaw, catch all the shaving in a glass.

zippyt · 01-10-2013, 03:38 PM

Dat Man Gotz SKILLZ !!!

classicman · 01-19-2013, 12:27 AM

Zipster, just call the firemen, they'll take care of everything.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-02-2013, 10:11 PM

This is what happens when you don't stop the first one.

01-09-2013, 08:55 PM	#31
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	There was a guy who did something culinary with a chainsaw, maybe I read about it here, he lubed it with olive oil. Now what they hell was he doing? Was it the Japanese fellow with the 200 million dollar tuna fish? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-09-2013, 09:00 PM	#32
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Okay, plan C. You want to break that overhanging ice off, but from a safe distance. You remember that a bowling ball will fit neatly in an oxy cylinder. Moderate the charge, aim carefully ... video for posterity. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-09-2013, 10:19 PM	#33
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Zen you been staren at the Sun to much !!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-09-2013, 11:05 PM	#34
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Or, with the suitable application of lime juice and tequila, Snowgheritas! I like this idea !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-10-2013, 11:20 AM	#35
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Maybe you could fill the bar and chain oil reservoir with tequila and lime juice then carve ice with the chainsaw, catch all the shaving in a glass. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-10-2013, 03:38 PM	#36
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Dat Man Gotz SKILLZ !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-19-2013, 12:27 AM	#37
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Zipster, just call the firemen, they'll take care of everything. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

02-02-2013, 10:11 PM	#38
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	This is what happens when you don't stop the first one. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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