The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 49

capnhowdy · 08-05-2005, 02:22 PM

This fish looks like a minnow compared to the one featured in the 7/05/05 Iotd. How do these guys figure it to be a world record? The one in the Iotd in July weighed in at 646.2 lbs.... Three times the size of this "baitfish".
With the glove thingie, I would guess this crazy bastard DID noodle the fish. He's got more balls than me.

busterb · 08-05-2005, 06:28 PM

I found this in bread last night. Being a country boy, I think 2 things. Rat turd or Roach eggs. Do I hear a vote for a lawyer? Bread will be unnamed till I speak w/my attorney.

busterb · 08-05-2005, 06:34 PM

For one thing the fish caught on hook and line and by net. Sports or by dynamite, or the old stand by, the phone?
http://search.atomz.com/search/?sp-q...&sp-m=1&sp-s=0

capnhowdy · 08-06-2005, 07:25 AM

I thought that was "the crunchy part".hee hee.... I'd say it's a longshot case with the "turd" detached from the bread. Write or email the bread company and they'll probably GIVE you a gazillion loaves free. Then you could find another dozen or so turds........

Happy Monkey · 08-06-2005, 01:01 PM

The latest fad in the teen druggie crowd...

I can't get over the animated gif...

Elspode · 08-07-2005, 11:55 PM

Buster, you probably should check the FDA regs on this. There are probably a certain allowable number of rat turds and/or cockroach eggs specified for loaves of bread.

Nothing But Net · 08-08-2005, 04:56 AM

<b>Buster</b>, it's just like <b>Elspode</b> said, there are a certain amounts of rat turds, frass, even pubic hairs allowed in the food chain per the FDA. Just looks like you got your quota all at once. As far as a lawsuit goes, it would have been better if you actually ingested it, then you could claim emotional distress and all that too.

Hobbs · 08-08-2005, 12:05 PM

Did you try disecting it? It might not be a rat turd but a burnt piece of someone's index finger.

Kagen4o4 · 08-08-2005, 07:21 PM

im sorry about the size but it has more of an affect that way

Brett's Honey · 08-08-2005, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

The latest fad in the teen druggie crowd...

A yellow cat just made herself at home at my place and had 5 yellow kittens two weeks ago. What do you think the street value might be on the whole lot of them....?

wolf · 08-08-2005, 08:40 PM

I think it's Michael Moore as Che Guevara.

Happy Monkey · 08-08-2005, 09:11 PM

I think it's the Family Guy.

Bullitt · 08-08-2005, 09:55 PM

It's Peter from Family Guy

Hobbs · 08-08-2005, 11:18 PM

It's...it's...it's buring out my retina with the amount of red on the screen!

grazzers · 08-09-2005, 04:33 AM

Heh, family guy is great, bought the whole of series 3 a while back:

Doctor: Rudolf, we have found out what makes your nose red.
Rudolf: Is it pixie dust?
Doctor: No, its a tumor.

08-05-2005, 02:22 PM	#721
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	This fish looks like a minnow compared to the one featured in the 7/05/05 Iotd. How do these guys figure it to be a world record? The one in the Iotd in July weighed in at 646.2 lbs.... Three times the size of this "baitfish". With the glove thingie, I would guess this crazy bastard DID noodle the fish. He's got more balls than me. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

08-05-2005, 06:28 PM	#722
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	I found this in bread last night. Being a country boy, I think 2 things. Rat turd or Roach eggs. Do I hear a vote for a lawyer? Bread will be unnamed till I speak w/my attorney. Attached Images __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

08-05-2005, 06:34 PM	#723
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	For one thing the fish caught on hook and line and by net. Sports or by dynamite, or the old stand by, the phone? http://search.atomz.com/search/?sp-q...&sp-m=1&sp-s=0 __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

08-06-2005, 07:25 AM	#724
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I thought that was "the crunchy part".hee hee.... I'd say it's a longshot case with the "turd" detached from the bread. Write or email the bread company and they'll probably GIVE you a gazillion loaves free. Then you could find another dozen or so turds........ __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

08-06-2005, 01:01 PM	#725
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	The latest fad in the teen druggie crowd... I can't get over the animated gif... __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

08-07-2005, 11:55 PM	#726
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Buster, you probably should check the FDA regs on this. There are probably a certain allowable number of rat turds and/or cockroach eggs specified for loaves of bread. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-08-2005, 04:56 AM	#727
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	<b>Buster</b>, it's just like <b>Elspode</b> said, there are a certain amounts of rat turds, frass, even pubic hairs allowed in the food chain per the FDA. Just looks like you got your quota all at once. As far as a lawsuit goes, it would have been better if you actually ingested it, then you could claim emotional distress and all that too.

08-08-2005, 12:05 PM	#728
Hobbs Professor for the school of ass-clownery Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Surprise! Posts: 404	Did you try disecting it? It might not be a rat turd but a burnt piece of someone's index finger. __________________ That's it! Send in the chimps!

08-08-2005, 07:21 PM	#729
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	im sorry about the size but it has more of an affect that way

08-08-2005, 08:40 PM	#731
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I think it's Michael Moore as Che Guevara. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-08-2005, 09:11 PM	#732
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I think it's the Family Guy. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

08-08-2005, 09:55 PM	#733
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	It's Peter from Family Guy __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

08-08-2005, 11:18 PM	#734
Hobbs Professor for the school of ass-clownery Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Surprise! Posts: 404	It's...it's...it's buring out my retina with the amount of red on the screen! __________________ That's it! Send in the chimps!

08-09-2005, 04:33 AM	#735
grazzers Aim for the Best Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 134	Heh, family guy is great, bought the whole of series 3 a while back: Doctor: Rudolf, we have found out what makes your nose red. Rudolf: Is it pixie dust? Doctor: No, its a tumor. __________________ "Only a person who risks all that he cannot keep, to gain that which he can never lose, is truly free." Anonymous Poet

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