Retitle a mainstream movie into its porn version

Nothing But Net · 11-20-2004, 09:31 PM

As I was composing my new user sig, I came up with the idea for a funny game.

A mainstream movie is being remade into a porno version, and your job is to come up with a title for it (pun intended).

For example:

"Midnight Cow"

"Fannie Hall"

"Man Havin'"

"The Carpetmunchers"

"She Took Out Her Bridge On The River Kwai" ~shudder~

I'm sure you can come up with some good ones.

elSicomoro · 11-20-2004, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nothing But Net

"Fannie Hall"

"Anal Hall"

Nothing But Net · 11-20-2004, 09:48 PM

"Behind the Green Mile"

"The Buns of Navarone"

"The Bitches of Eastwick"

"Natural Born Fuckers"

"I Am Curious, Yellow Submarine"

alphageek31337 · 11-21-2004, 12:23 AM

"The Pink Inches"
"The Bare Bitch Project"
"Good Will Humping"
"A Few Good Men (And Then A Few More)"
"Vaginal Treasure"
"Bridget's Jones"
"The Honey Pit"
"Fagnet"
"Turner & Cooch" (alt. "Turn In Her Cooch")
"Bigger Than This Guy" (obscure, original title: "Bigger Than the Sky")
"Touched By My Uncle"
"Boy Eats Girl"
"Boys Don't Cry (When Penetrated)"

And also, Happy Scrappy, Power Pup....

Undertoad · 11-21-2004, 09:23 AM

Schindler's Fist

breakingnews · 11-21-2004, 09:29 AM

"Foreskin Gump" or "Forrest Hump"
"Jurassic Pork"
"A Penis Runs Through It"
"Drilling Miss Daisy"
"White Men Can't Hump" (or can they?)
"The Big Chubb-owski" (ok, a bit lame, but)
"American History Sex"
"The Italian [Blow] Job"
"The School of Cock"
"Cold Mountin'"
"A Schlong Came [in] Polly"
"Sperminator 3: Rise of my ween"

Sperlock · 11-21-2004, 10:23 AM

One of the more obvious ones: "Lord of the Cock RIng"

Some don't need to be changed at all, like "Lethal Weapon"

Elspode · 11-21-2004, 11:26 AM

Cartoons:

Lilo's a Bitch
The Little Spermaid
Sucking Beauty
The Road to El Whorado

I'd do more, but I have to leave.

lumberjim · 11-21-2004, 11:59 AM

indickpendence day

star whores
-return of the bed-I
-the empire likes black

top gunt

wolf · 11-21-2004, 12:10 PM

Going through the pile of to be watched DVDs next to my bed ...

The Legend of Whore House
The Funsuckables
Dances with Whores
SEX 11" 38" (The penis and chest measurements of THX and LUH, respectively)
Triumph of the Wills (a story of the gay conquests of young Prince William in his English Public School)
Willy Jerk

Free Willy already works as a porn title, I don't see a need to change that one.

11-21-2004, 12:55 PM

The DomanaMatrix
The Bridges of Masochism County
Harry and Tantric
Lithsome Weapon
Father "knows" Betsy (and Julie, and Mary, and Susie and ...)

Undertoad · 11-21-2004, 01:31 PM

The Remains of the Lay

Cyber Wolf · 11-21-2004, 01:41 PM

The Shaft
The Pussy from Outer Space
Remember the Titties
Charlotte's Bed
Captain Rod
The Gods Must Be Horny
Cool Cummings

And a few that don't need renaming:
Crimson Tide
Gay Pur-ee
SpaceBalls
Batteries Not Included
The New Guy

jaguar · 11-21-2004, 01:55 PM

The Harry Potter one reminded me of this gem from bash.org

Quote:

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

elSicomoro · 11-21-2004, 01:58 PM

Another one that doesn't need renaming: Snatch

11-20-2004, 09:31 PM	#1
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Retitle a mainstream movie into its porn version As I was composing my new user sig, I came up with the idea for a funny game. A mainstream movie is being remade into a porno version, and your job is to come up with a title for it (pun intended). For example: "Midnight Cow" "Fannie Hall" "Man Havin'" "The Carpetmunchers" "She Took Out Her Bridge On The River Kwai" ~shudder~ I'm sure you can come up with some good ones.

11-20-2004, 09:48 PM	#3
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	"Behind the Green Mile" "The Buns of Navarone" "The Bitches of Eastwick" "Natural Born Fuckers" "I Am Curious, Yellow Submarine" Last edited by Nothing But Net; 11-20-2004 at 10:00 PM.

11-21-2004, 12:23 AM	#4
alphageek31337 Enemy Combatant/Evildoer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 263	"The Pink Inches" "The Bare Bitch Project" "Good Will Humping" "A Few Good Men (And Then A Few More)" "Vaginal Treasure" "Bridget's Jones" "The Honey Pit" "Fagnet" "Turner & Cooch" (alt. "Turn In Her Cooch") "Bigger Than This Guy" (obscure, original title: "Bigger Than the Sky") "Touched By My Uncle" "Boy Eats Girl" "Boys Don't Cry (When Penetrated)" And also, Happy Scrappy, Power Pup.... __________________ The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. ---Friedrich Nietzsche

11-21-2004, 10:23 AM	#7
Sperlock Elite Elitist Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 322	One of the more obvious ones: "Lord of the Cock RIng" Some don't need to be changed at all, like "Lethal Weapon" __________________ Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who stood their ground. - Anonymous http://informationthreshold.blogspot.com, http://spiritualthreshold.blogspot.com

11-21-2004, 11:26 AM	#8
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Cartoons: Lilo's a Bitch The Little Spermaid Sucking Beauty The Road to El Whorado I'd do more, but I have to leave. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-21-2004, 09:23 AM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Schindler's Fist

11-21-2004, 09:29 AM	#6
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	"Foreskin Gump" or "Forrest Hump" "Jurassic Pork" "A Penis Runs Through It" "Drilling Miss Daisy" "White Men Can't Hump" (or can they?) "The Big Chubb-owski" (ok, a bit lame, but) "American History Sex" "The Italian [Blow] Job" "The School of Cock" "Cold Mountin'" "A Schlong Came [in] Polly" "Sperminator 3: Rise of my ween"

11-21-2004, 11:59 AM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	indickpendence day star whores -return of the bed-I -the empire likes black top gunt __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-21-2004, 12:10 PM	#10
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Going through the pile of to be watched DVDs next to my bed ... The Legend of Whore House The Funsuckables Dances with Whores SEX 11" 38" (The penis and chest measurements of THX and LUH, respectively) Triumph of the Wills (a story of the gay conquests of young Prince William in his English Public School) Willy Jerk Free Willy already works as a porn title, I don't see a need to change that one. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-21-2004, 12:55 PM	#11
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	The DomanaMatrix The Bridges of Masochism County Harry and Tantric Lithsome Weapon Father "knows" Betsy (and Julie, and Mary, and Susie and ...)

11-21-2004, 01:31 PM	#12
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	The Remains of the Lay

11-21-2004, 01:41 PM	#13
Cyber Wolf As stable as a ring of PU-239 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites Posts: 1,264	The Shaft The Pussy from Outer Space Remember the Titties Charlotte's Bed Captain Rod The Gods Must Be Horny Cool Cummings And a few that don't need renaming: Crimson Tide Gay Pur-ee SpaceBalls Batteries Not Included The New Guy __________________ "I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens

11-21-2004, 01:58 PM	#15
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Another one that doesn't need renaming: Snatch

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