8/1/2003: Climber rescues wayward cat

Undertoad · 08-01-2003, 10:50 AM

The climber is Amy Wolfe, and she's busy trying to put a cat into a bag. Not an easy task, when you're hanging off a cliff without even a good footing. The calico in question had fallen off the cliff onto a ledge. Ms. Wolfe did finally manage to bag the cat and hoist it down to waiting animal control folks. The cat is now up for adoption, and has been renamed: "Amy". Sounds good.

Guey · 08-01-2003, 11:13 AM

I am not going to touch this one. there is so much I could say. heh heh

juju · 08-01-2003, 12:08 PM

Cat to climber: "That's not my bag, baby!"

08-01-2003, 12:09 PM

One book, by Amy the Cat, titled "Bags Held By Climbers: That Sort Of Thing Is My Bag, Baby."

Griff · 08-01-2003, 12:22 PM

"One bag with Amy the cat stitched on the side,... soiled."

Undertoad · 08-01-2003, 12:59 PM

"One bottle Bactine... empty.

One pack of butterfly stitches... empty.

One Petco claw trimming kit... used."

juju · 08-01-2003, 03:05 PM

This just in: the RIAA will be carefully studying this event for signs of success.

juju · 08-01-2003, 03:06 PM

The MPAA, however, says that it is, in fact, a slippery slope.

Griff · 08-01-2003, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juju
This just in: the RIAA will be carefully studying this event for signs of success.

That sort of commentary is why the Cellar is the most important news source on the web.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-01-2003, 04:16 PM

Don't forget to go here and click, so Amy gets fed.

Torrere · 08-01-2003, 10:49 PM

Hm. I used to know a girl named Amy Wolfe.

She had black hair, though.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-02-2003, 12:13 AM

Better living through chemistry. Blonds have more fun.

Torrere · 08-04-2003, 02:50 AM

*me grins mischeviously.

I'll keep that in mind!

Bitmap · 08-06-2003, 07:28 PM

That pussy probably got pretty banged up on the way down.

(grins and slinks back into the shadows)

Undertoad · 08-06-2003, 08:50 PM

Well, that isn't good enough unless you add

... yes, and the cat probably did too.

08-01-2003, 10:50 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	8/1/2003: Climber rescues wayward cat The climber is Amy Wolfe, and she's busy trying to put a cat into a bag. Not an easy task, when you're hanging off a cliff without even a good footing. The calico in question had fallen off the cliff onto a ledge. Ms. Wolfe did finally manage to bag the cat and hoist it down to waiting animal control folks. The cat is now up for adoption, and has been renamed: "Amy". Sounds good.

08-01-2003, 12:22 PM	#5
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	"One bag with Amy the cat stitched on the side,... soiled." __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-01-2003, 04:16 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Don't forget to go here and click, so Amy gets fed. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-02-2003, 12:13 AM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Better living through chemistry. Blonds have more fun. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-06-2003, 07:28 PM	#14
Bitmap Look who thinks he's clever Dan. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Washington DC Metro Area. Fairfax city Posts: 226	Couldn't resist..... That pussy probably got pretty banged up on the way down. (grins and slinks back into the shadows)

08-01-2003, 11:13 AM	#2
Guey Writer of Writings Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14	I am not going to touch this one. there is so much I could say. heh heh

08-01-2003, 12:08 PM	#3
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Cat to climber: "That's not my bag, baby!"

08-01-2003, 12:09 PM	#4
dave Guest Posts: n/a	One book, by Amy the Cat, titled "Bags Held By Climbers: That Sort Of Thing Is My Bag, Baby."

08-01-2003, 12:59 PM	#6
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	"One bottle Bactine... empty. One pack of butterfly stitches... empty. One Petco claw trimming kit... used."

08-01-2003, 03:05 PM	#7
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	This just in: the RIAA will be carefully studying this event for signs of success.

08-01-2003, 03:06 PM	#8
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	The MPAA, however, says that it is, in fact, a slippery slope.

08-01-2003, 10:49 PM	#11
Torrere a real smartass Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Kirkland, WA Posts: 1,121	Hm. I used to know a girl named Amy Wolfe. She had black hair, though.

08-04-2003, 02:50 AM	#13
Torrere a real smartass Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Kirkland, WA Posts: 1,121	*me grins mischeviously. I'll keep that in mind!

08-06-2003, 08:50 PM	#15
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Well, that isn't good enough unless you add ... yes, and the cat probably did too.

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