Please Help Me Raise £1000 - I Have 12 Hours!

Sundae · 05-26-2011, 10:18 AM

All money gratefully received.
Any requests will be considered in return.

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=25266

BigV · 05-26-2011, 10:27 AM

I have a floor jack rated at 2 1/2 tons with a twelve inch reach. It is at your disposal. Surely this can raise a measly thousand pounds. How high do you have to raise it?

footfootfoot · 05-26-2011, 01:11 PM

Right! Give that man a lever long enough and a firm place to stand and he'll rock your world. Or something like that.

Sundae · 05-26-2011, 01:13 PM

You forget the firm place to stand. Or something.
I'm sure firm was in there somewhere.

tw · 05-26-2011, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

I'm sure firm was in there somewhere.

The question was about liquidity. Some still some want something firm? When discussing liquidity, firm (as in frozen) means no money, no jobs, and no lenders. And no source for £1000 loans. Liquidity means nothing is firm. Even gold becomes fungible.

monster · 05-26-2011, 09:12 PM

even on a treadmill?

ZenGum · 05-26-2011, 10:24 PM

Knickers on E-bay?

footfootfoot · 05-27-2011, 11:29 AM

No, they were white guys...

DanaC · 05-29-2011, 09:57 AM

Pretty fly though

monster · 05-29-2011, 10:16 AM

footfootfoot · 05-29-2011, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

Pretty fly though

05-26-2011, 10:18 AM	#1
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Please Help Me Raise £1000 - I Have 12 Hours! All money gratefully received. Any requests will be considered in return. http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=25266 __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-26-2011, 10:27 AM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I have a floor jack rated at 2 1/2 tons with a twelve inch reach. It is at your disposal. Surely this can raise a measly thousand pounds. How high do you have to raise it? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-26-2011, 01:11 PM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Right! Give that man a lever long enough and a firm place to stand and he'll rock your world. Or something like that. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs Last edited by footfootfoot; 05-26-2011 at 01:23 PM.

05-26-2011, 01:13 PM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	You forget the firm place to stand. Or something. I'm sure firm was in there somewhere. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-26-2011, 09:12 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	even on a treadmill? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-26-2011, 10:24 PM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Knickers on E-bay? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-27-2011, 11:29 AM	#8
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	No, they were white guys... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-29-2011, 10:16 AM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	__________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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