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Old 08-04-2009, 01:38 PM   #1
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August 4, 2009: Worst tattoos



If you have a tattoo telling Ray Romano that you're going to kill him, you become the number-one suspect if he's actually killed...

The London Paper has an article and gallery, noticing a book that's out called No Regrets: The Best, Worst & Most, author Aviva Yael. These are but two of the 15 selections you can see in the gallery, which is stunning in a combination of stupidity and bad taste.



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Old 08-04-2009, 03:04 PM   #2
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Those flags kinda look like bat wings coming out of her shoulders.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:11 PM   #3
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The don't even have the lol swastika.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:30 PM   #4
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Those flags kinda look like bat wings coming out of her shoulders.
So you've seen the show then...
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:47 PM   #5
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Not. Even. Close.
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Old 08-04-2009, 04:58 PM   #6
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Search of YouTube for the terms "worst tattoos" . . . such as Mr. Cool Ice.
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Old 08-04-2009, 05:07 PM   #7
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Would it not be more efficient to have "stupid dumbass" tattooed to your forehead?
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Old 08-04-2009, 07:47 PM   #8
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After looking at the gallery, I'm wondering if some of these are on people who think their friends are much better artists than they actually are although the one of the maryjane plant is pretty good art. Just dumb to get it as a tattoo imo.
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:28 PM   #9
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Those flags kinda look like bat wings coming out of her shoulders.
And she has a bad case of acne.
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Old 08-04-2009, 09:09 PM   #10
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Would it not be more efficient to have "stupid dumbass" tattooed to your forehead?
How about GoldenPalace.com?
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:25 PM   #11
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OK the tattoos aren't great but I have seen worst, furthermore, I don't think they are worst then the stander tattoos as in being regrettable
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Old 08-06-2009, 01:20 PM   #12
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Like you can talk "Tommy Lee"...
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You'll shut your face-hole if you don't want it slapped the hell off "Dolly Parton"...
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Old 08-07-2009, 01:53 AM   #14
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I'm not saying I'd have any of those tattoos myself, but the snidey-patronising tone of the article is slightly galling.

Half-unicorn-half-Patrick-Swayze? Maybe they cropped the horn out then. Because it's a centaur from where I'm sitting.
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You'll shut your face-hole if you don't want it slapped the hell off "Dolly Parton"...

Awwww, you two are soooo cute!!
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