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Old 07-14-2015, 05:49 PM   #16
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Old 07-14-2015, 06:18 PM   #17
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I shall whisper it in your ear, the day you cook for me and give me kittens...
LOL, Sundae! That made me spray iced tea all over my keyboard. Expect my bill in the mail soon.
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Old 07-14-2015, 06:54 PM   #18
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Where the wimmen at?
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Old 07-14-2015, 10:05 PM   #19
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I. Would. Love. to hear you pronounce that word.

You just want her to make a ū.

Pervert, not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Old 07-16-2015, 03:59 PM   #20
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I shall whisper it in your ear, the day you cook for me and give me kittens...
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Old 07-17-2015, 06:25 PM   #21
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With the new Tinder-style feature “Let’s Meet”, PositiveSingles makes dating much easier for people with STDs such as Herpes (HSV-1 & HSV-2), HPV and HIV. The app shares many of the same features as Tinder along with some unique upgrades. On Tinder, users are given one profile at a time. PositiveSingles has innovated to allow users to view two profiles at the same time.Users have a choice after they make a comparison: like one of the profiles or like neither of them. If they like one person more than the other, they can tap on her or him to like, and if they like neither of the two people, they can “swipe right” or “swipe left” to pass.
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Old 07-18-2015, 03:13 PM   #22
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Old 07-19-2015, 11:54 PM   #23
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Have you considered the merits of burying yourself under the sand with your penis sticking out and waiting to see if someone sits on it?
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