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03-14-2007, 04:32 PM | #1 |
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Jesus Loves You !
The time has come," Jesus said. "The kingdom of God is near. Repent
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. 18Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of God's one and only Son. 19This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but men loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. 20Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that his deeds will be exposed. 21But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what he has done has been done through God |
03-14-2007, 04:40 PM | #2 |
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I think the time has come to ban this person.
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03-14-2007, 04:42 PM | #3 |
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Jesus loves you so much that he allows some of his "celibate" employees to actually demonstrate to you, physically, how much he does, in fact, love you. The demonstrations start out when you're pretty young, though, so don't forget to talk to your kids about the birds, bees and Jesus.
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03-14-2007, 05:24 PM | #4 |
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wow. Jesus likes spam.
who knew?
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03-14-2007, 06:02 PM | #5 |
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I really think that Jesus prefers Mexican food. I will ask him this weekend at dinner.
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03-14-2007, 05:27 PM | #6 |
I can hear my ears
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invoketh the single issue hammer clause and smite this wanker.
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03-14-2007, 09:06 PM | #8 |
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Noooo.... I think we should discuss this.
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03-14-2007, 09:08 PM | #9 |
I can hear my ears
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discuss what?
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03-14-2007, 09:16 PM | #10 |
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That Jesus loves me &/or the kingdom of god is near.
Reasonable discussion to have. |
03-14-2007, 09:25 PM | #11 |
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You? I thought for sure that he loved my neighbor - when her husband was out of town.
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03-15-2007, 12:41 AM | #12 |
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03-30-2007, 10:06 AM | #13 |
polaroid of perfection
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I sleep in the arms of Bacchus some nights....
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04-02-2007, 01:13 AM | #14 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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I used to wake up at the crack of Dawn....
Man, was her husband pissed! Anyway, Jesus doesn't need to love me. He's got lots of friends. I see them outside the "Home Depot" all the time.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
03-15-2007, 01:40 PM | #15 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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lol...compare and contrast.
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