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07-02-2004, 11:03 PM
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Operations Operative
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Does your spouse torture you?
So here's my wife, sitting next to me on the couch. Little "fuck me" nightie on...keeps riding up too, I took a picture but she ripped it out of my hand and deleted it already.
She is having her period, and I am drunk too. Mostly that's why I'm drinking. So why does she do this?
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07-03-2004, 12:46 AM
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Maybe because your drinking?
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07-03-2004, 01:13 AM
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lobber of scimitars
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Because it is very cool that she can STILL do that to you.
Happy anniversary.
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07-03-2004, 08:11 AM
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Ignorance is bliss and I'm orgasmic
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Jeez Wolf, Ya know it's not technically an ANNI-versary cos it comes monthly! No, I don't know the technical term for a monthiversary either.
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07-03-2004, 08:19 AM
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I can hear my ears
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lunaversary?
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07-04-2004, 01:21 AM
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Re: Does your spouse torture you?
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07-04-2004, 03:42 AM
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"I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me."
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Re: Does your spouse torture you?
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07-04-2004, 07:28 AM
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Lecturer
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Ohio
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"She is having her period, and I am drunk too. Mostly that's why I'm drinking"
i love the way you worded this. it should be in a song. |
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07-05-2004, 12:58 AM
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halve your cake and eat it too.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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uh.. this may sound bad.. but uh.. it's just a little blood...(and don't say you haven't done that before...) .. I mean how long have you been married! and more than that... how long do you plan to be married?.. I mean if she's sitting there in a little nightyperhaps you ought to skip the drinkin' and well... wink wink say no more... fullfill your lunaversary duties (hee hee I like that one!)
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