Why is this place so quiet today?

blue · 12-11-2003, 11:26 AM

Not much to say, but it's colder 'n fuck out here today. (must quit smoking).

Anyway, I'm blue...blue58, never formally introduced myself. I lurk more than post, but on Thursday's I have a lame ass job that frees me up to post (some times) between irritating phone calls.

So, nice to meet you all...carry on.

Kitsune · 12-11-2003, 11:34 AM

Why is this place so quiet? I dunno about everyone else, but exams are on and I've studied so much that my sanity is gone. Day in, day out all this week I've not been to sleep before 02:30am.

Yet, there is still more studying to be done! Oh, and work sucks a lot right now, too. And I haven't done any Christmas shopping, yet. And graduations are coming up, which means I have to get behind the camera and take pictures of students with a smile as fake as the diploma they're holding.

Did I mention that studying for exams sucks a lot? My head fucking hurts. Coffee isn't fixing it, anymore. Espresso, coming up!

After this is all over with (which will probably be sometime around, oh, December 24th or so?) I'm cleaning out the local liquor store and burning all my notes and calling in sick to work.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-11-2003, 12:22 PM

Busy day. Last night I got nailed by a hit and run driver. It took me over a mile in traffic to apprehend him. He doesn't speak English or of course have a drivers license. The police suspect he's an illegal alien. Where's Homeland Security when you need them? The car he was driving is supposedly insured but trying to determine if he had permission to drive it is tricky. So between two insurance companies, the police and little or no English speaking parties it's a fustercluck.

Welcome to the Cellar, blue.

FileNotFound · 12-11-2003, 12:37 PM

Eeep...
Does sound interesting though. How did you go about 'apprehending' the said driver? Did you put him in the giant scrotum and drag him to the cops?

Did he hit your car? Which side/angle?

breakingnews · 12-11-2003, 12:37 PM

I haven't been very active here either, and I apologize for that.

On a sidenote, I just ate a piece of english toffee with what I assumed was a little piece of dissovable rice paper wrapped around it ... no, it was definitely a piece of plastic that I just pulled out of my mouth. Gross.

Anyway, work has been busy as shit. The other full-time business reporter is this lame bitch who's been "sick" and in and out of the office for the past four weeks ... and of course my fucking boss took her third week of vacation in two months this week. In other words, there's a lot to be done and not a whole lot of organization. I just want to throw a chair through a window.

We had a company breakfast this morning to celebrate the holidays ... I caught one of the business chicks cooking scrambled eggs in the MICROWAVE. Gross (again). I scooped up some eggs and noticed some of it had a greenish, greyish tinge ... in a phone conversation earlier I compared it to an old, wet sponge.

So, that's my day in Suburbia, USA. Anyone win the lottery lately?

juju · 12-11-2003, 01:47 PM

No, but my wife goes to iwon.com every day -- something I will apparently never be able to talk her out of.

"One day..", she says, "I could win! And then you'll know I was right! Ha ha ha ha!"

Yeah, right!

OnyxCougar · 12-11-2003, 02:06 PM

I HATE BEING INTERRUPTED !!! I HATE IT!!!!

THESE FUCKING CUSTOMERS!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

FileNotFound · 12-11-2003, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OnyxCougar
I HATE BEING INTERRUPTED !!! I HATE IT!!!!

THESE FUCKING CUSTOMERS!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Look at the chipmunk.

Isn't it cute?

Don't you feel better already?

OnyxCougar · 12-11-2003, 02:20 PM

*buries her face in her arms and murmers* yes. thank you.

FileNotFound · 12-11-2003, 02:22 PM

I had some really sinfull thoughts about changing that link to goatsex or the mostannoyingpage or tubgirl...

But you seemed unstable and my address is posted somewhere on this board...

OnyxCougar · 12-11-2003, 02:26 PM

Well, since I'm at work, going to any of the others is BAD. And I almost didn't click on the link, thinking you did something like that, but I'm glad you took the high road this time.

FileNotFound · 12-11-2003, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OnyxCougar
Well, since I'm at work, going to any of the others is BAD. And I almost didn't click on the link, thinking you did something like that, but I'm glad you took the high road this time.

Nah I only do that on Slashdot. 8-)

insoluble · 12-11-2003, 05:37 PM

lottery = stupidity tax

xoxoxoBruce · 12-11-2003, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by insoluble
lottery = stupidity tax

Naw, it's a dream tax. For a buck, you're allowed to fantasize (until the drawing) about all the great things you would do with the money. Cars you'd drive, places you'd go, hitmen you'd hire.......

xoxoxoBruce · 12-11-2003, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FileNotFound
Eeep...
Does sound interesting though. How did you go about 'apprehending' the said driver? Did you put him in the giant scrotum and drag him to the cops?

Did he hit your car? Which side/angle?

I wouldn't soil my Bull Scrotum with that piece of beaner shit. He ignored me until I got in front of him. As I said in other threads, I've been an auto racing fan for a long time. I know some moves. He took out the left rear quarter from behind but fortunately not the wheel/tire or he'd have escaped. After he stopped the first thing I did was take a picture of his face.

12-11-2003, 11:26 AM	#1
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	Why is this place so quiet today? Not much to say, but it's colder 'n fuck out here today. (must quit smoking). Anyway, I'm blue...blue58, never formally introduced myself. I lurk more than post, but on Thursday's I have a lame ass job that frees me up to post (some times) between irritating phone calls. So, nice to meet you all...carry on.

12-11-2003, 12:22 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Busy day. Last night I got nailed by a hit and run driver. It took me over a mile in traffic to apprehend him. He doesn't speak English or of course have a drivers license. The police suspect he's an illegal alien. Where's Homeland Security when you need them? The car he was driving is supposedly insured but trying to determine if he had permission to drive it is tricky. So between two insurance companies, the police and little or no English speaking parties it's a fustercluck. Welcome to the Cellar, blue. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-11-2003, 12:37 PM	#4
FileNotFound Intouch with his inner sheep rider. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 603	Eeep... Does sound interesting though. How did you go about 'apprehending' the said driver? Did you put him in the giant scrotum and drag him to the cops? Did he hit your car? Which side/angle? __________________ This is a rat. \|This is a hamster.\| This is a chipmunk.\| This is a Sheep Rider.

12-11-2003, 02:22 PM	#10
FileNotFound Intouch with his inner sheep rider. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 603	I had some really sinfull thoughts about changing that link to goatsex or the mostannoyingpage or tubgirl... But you seemed unstable and my address is posted somewhere on this board... __________________ This is a rat. \|This is a hamster.\| This is a chipmunk.\| This is a Sheep Rider.

12-11-2003, 11:34 AM	#2
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	Why is this place so quiet? I dunno about everyone else, but exams are on and I've studied so much that my sanity is gone. Day in, day out all this week I've not been to sleep before 02:30am. Yet, there is still more studying to be done! Oh, and work sucks a lot right now, too. And I haven't done any Christmas shopping, yet. And graduations are coming up, which means I have to get behind the camera and take pictures of students with a smile as fake as the diploma they're holding. Did I mention that studying for exams sucks a lot? My head fucking hurts. Coffee isn't fixing it, anymore. Espresso, coming up! After this is all over with (which will probably be sometime around, oh, December 24th or so?) I'm cleaning out the local liquor store and burning all my notes and calling in sick to work.

12-11-2003, 12:37 PM	#5
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	I haven't been very active here either, and I apologize for that. On a sidenote, I just ate a piece of english toffee with what I assumed was a little piece of dissovable rice paper wrapped around it ... no, it was definitely a piece of plastic that I just pulled out of my mouth. Gross. Anyway, work has been busy as shit. The other full-time business reporter is this lame bitch who's been "sick" and in and out of the office for the past four weeks ... and of course my fucking boss took her third week of vacation in two months this week. In other words, there's a lot to be done and not a whole lot of organization. I just want to throw a chair through a window. We had a company breakfast this morning to celebrate the holidays ... I caught one of the business chicks cooking scrambled eggs in the MICROWAVE. Gross (again). I scooped up some eggs and noticed some of it had a greenish, greyish tinge ... in a phone conversation earlier I compared it to an old, wet sponge. So, that's my day in Suburbia, USA. Anyone win the lottery lately?

12-11-2003, 01:47 PM	#6
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	No, but my wife goes to iwon.com every day -- something I will apparently never be able to talk her out of. "One day..", she says, "I could win! And then you'll know I was right! Ha ha ha ha!" Yeah, right!

12-11-2003, 02:06 PM	#7
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	I HATE BEING INTERRUPTED !!! I HATE IT!!!! THESE FUCKING CUSTOMERS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

12-11-2003, 02:20 PM	#9
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	buries her face in her arms and murmers yes. thank you.

12-11-2003, 02:26 PM	#11
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	Well, since I'm at work, going to any of the others is BAD. And I almost didn't click on the link, thinking you did something like that, but I'm glad you took the high road this time.

12-11-2003, 05:37 PM	#13
insoluble developmentally disabled rear end headwear Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: syracuse, ny Posts: 207	lottery = stupidity tax

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