WTF's up with the U.S. prison system?? - Page 2

plthijinx · 04-19-2011, 05:27 PM

lmao right! nah that's county! errr parish!

when i was transferred to south texas i worked the lunch shift in the scullery. it was hot as hell in there. like 125 degrees. no bullshit. thank gawd i was in shape. when i left there to come home i was doing 10 one arm pull ups with each arm. won many a bet with that one!

FishHook004 · 04-19-2011, 07:01 PM

Lol... I did some months in work release working at a modern day American sweatshop so I know what u mean... and the prison itself (which was privately owned) took a substantial amount of my hard earned money

footfootfoot · 04-19-2011, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx

talk about corrupt guards. they'd bring in buglers for $20 a pack, sell themselves for sex, didn't care about their jobs.

buglers? cigs?
Sell themselves for sex? to who?
WTF?

plthijinx · 04-19-2011, 07:33 PM

dude. you have no idea. it's so fucked up. bugler cigarettes are smuggled in by the guards. smokes are not allowed in texas. they buy a pack for 5 bucks then sell it to the inmate for 20! inmate gets $$ through the mail and visits. for example: a birthday card. it's thick. take a razor and slice into it on the horizontal plane. making a pocket of sorts. put the money in there then glue it back into place. mail it. use a fake name and address if it does get found on the way in. it is a felony you know. or come visit, pass the 20 or however much then shove it up your ass. take it in. pay the guard, get your smokes. that's how it works......

plthijinx · 04-19-2011, 07:35 PM

oh yeah, the sex
your "people" pay the guard. she in turn comes and gets you from your dorm for a made up reason. takes you to a secluded part of the prison, ie: no cameras, then proceeds to fuck the living shit out of you!

footfootfoot · 04-19-2011, 08:18 PM

get the fuck out. I didn't know there were female guards for men. How much do they charge?

plthijinx · 04-19-2011, 08:31 PM

oh hell yeah there are! it aint cheap! going rate when i left was about $250. and that was for a nasty ass lookin chick!

FishHook004 · 04-19-2011, 08:33 PM

The majority of female guards are in the "key" or "control room" at all times, however there are female guards with rank that are allowed to enter dorms, make rounds, etc... its the ones in the key that usually indulge in these corrupt activities... at least thats the way it is in louisiana

plthijinx · 04-19-2011, 08:34 PM

omg i just remembered!

there was a son and mother working there at newton. mom got busted (white) giving a black a blowjob. son only made it another week!!! he quit because of the obvious. mom got fired and last i heard had charges pending.

FishHook004 · 04-19-2011, 08:35 PM

It was at 100 to $150 round here for a fugly chik when I left

FishHook004 · 04-19-2011, 08:36 PM

damn I bet the son still feels that

plthijinx · 04-19-2011, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by FishHook004

The majority of female guards are in the "key" or "control room" at all times, however there are female guards with rank that are allowed to enter dorms, make rounds, etc... its the ones in the key that usually indulge in these corrupt activities... at least thats the way it is in louisiana

oh yeah. there was this fine...and i mean FIIIIIIIINE ass white chick that was QC and she got pregnant from a black inmate. not trying to be racist here but well, the blacks cause the most problems. it's fact. anyway her boyfriend was in germany waiting to be deployed to iraq or afghanistan. sucks for him. i remember her shaking down a cell in my dorm with her ass in the air. bending over like that. mmmmhm. perverted? no. lack of sex. damn she was beautiful. didn't get married to her boyfriend though. he dumped her ass and she went down for fucking an inmate.

footfootfoot · 04-19-2011, 08:39 PM

fuuuuuuuuuuck. ha ha ha though.

footfootfoot · 04-19-2011, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx

not trying to be racist here but well, the blacks cause the most problems. it's fact.

There's no trying involved there plt, that sounds pretty racist, but I'll let Dana field this one-- I'm no expert.

plthijinx · 04-19-2011, 08:46 PM

lol yeah, really i don't mean to be. every single fight i saw in prison was with a white and a black or messican and black. all started by the black. *shrugs* just sayin!

04-19-2011, 05:27 PM	#16
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	lmao right! nah that's county! errr parish! when i was transferred to south texas i worked the lunch shift in the scullery. it was hot as hell in there. like 125 degrees. no bullshit. thank gawd i was in shape. when i left there to come home i was doing 10 one arm pull ups with each arm. won many a bet with that one! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

04-19-2011, 07:33 PM	#19
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	dude. you have no idea. it's so fucked up. bugler cigarettes are smuggled in by the guards. smokes are not allowed in texas. they buy a pack for 5 bucks then sell it to the inmate for 20! inmate gets $$ through the mail and visits. for example: a birthday card. it's thick. take a razor and slice into it on the horizontal plane. making a pocket of sorts. put the money in there then glue it back into place. mail it. use a fake name and address if it does get found on the way in. it is a felony you know. or come visit, pass the 20 or however much then shove it up your ass. take it in. pay the guard, get your smokes. that's how it works...... __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

04-19-2011, 07:35 PM	#20
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	oh yeah, the sex your "people" pay the guard. she in turn comes and gets you from your dorm for a made up reason. takes you to a secluded part of the prison, ie: no cameras, then proceeds to fuck the living shit out of you! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

04-19-2011, 08:18 PM	#21
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	get the fuck out. I didn't know there were female guards for men. How much do they charge? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-19-2011, 08:31 PM	#22
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	oh hell yeah there are! it aint cheap! going rate when i left was about $250. and that was for a nasty ass lookin chick! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

04-19-2011, 07:01 PM	#17
FishHook004 Paramour of Paradigm Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Northeast Louisiana Posts: 42	Lol... I did some months in work release working at a modern day American sweatshop so I know what u mean... and the prison itself (which was privately owned) took a substantial amount of my hard earned money

04-19-2011, 08:33 PM	#23
FishHook004 Paramour of Paradigm Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Northeast Louisiana Posts: 42	The majority of female guards are in the "key" or "control room" at all times, however there are female guards with rank that are allowed to enter dorms, make rounds, etc... its the ones in the key that usually indulge in these corrupt activities... at least thats the way it is in louisiana

04-19-2011, 08:34 PM	#24
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	omg i just remembered! there was a son and mother working there at newton. mom got busted (white) giving a black a blowjob. son only made it another week!!! he quit because of the obvious. mom got fired and last i heard had charges pending. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

04-19-2011, 08:35 PM	#25
FishHook004 Paramour of Paradigm Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Northeast Louisiana Posts: 42	It was at 100 to $150 round here for a fugly chik when I left

04-19-2011, 08:36 PM	#26
FishHook004 Paramour of Paradigm Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Northeast Louisiana Posts: 42	damn I bet the son still feels that

04-19-2011, 08:39 PM	#28
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	fuuuuuuuuuuck. ha ha ha though. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-19-2011, 08:46 PM	#30
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	lol yeah, really i don't mean to be. every single fight i saw in prison was with a white and a black or messican and black. all started by the black. shrugs just sayin! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

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