12/8/2003: Topless shoveler

Undertoad · 12-08-2003, 11:24 AM

Axlrosen noticed this, uh, "beaut": this guy is shoveling snow off the sidewalk on Massachusetts Avenue in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

Not quite as unexpected, I guess, as the IotD we had with Russian kids getting water poured on them in freezing weather.

Beestie · 12-08-2003, 11:37 AM

What the hell is that thing around his neck?

And why is he wearing gloves and a hat?

What a knucklehead.

wolf · 12-08-2003, 12:14 PM

You don't want the poor fat guy to overheat and drop dead do you? He should just have a heart attack, as is traditional in snow-shovelling incidents.

Mom-wisdom teaches us that you lose the most heat through your head, hands and feet. As we can see, this gentleman has all of these covered.

Looks like your basic bid to get on the 5 O'Clock news report to me, or perhaps he is making good on a bet against the Patriots?

lumberjim · 12-08-2003, 03:53 PM

i have to say that i am disappointed....i was envisioning something more along the lines of the swedish bikini team when i saw the thread topic....
oh well.....he's cute, but i have to take away points for the necklace and the little tiny nipples

tw · 12-08-2003, 05:58 PM

Amazing what some people will do to get their picture on The Cellar.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-08-2003, 07:02 PM

Gloves prevent blisters on the hands and duct taped handle prevents splinters in the belly.

warch · 12-09-2003, 10:06 AM

Ah Bruce. You *have* done it all, havent you!

MAdMoNKEY · 12-09-2003, 10:21 AM

I think he just came out of the bathroom and forgot to put his shirt back on...happens to me all the time

Ghost · 12-09-2003, 11:27 AM

Perhaps he's looking for his shirt.

FileNotFound · 12-09-2003, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Gloves prevent blisters on the hands and duct taped handle prevents splinters in the belly.

While this is very thought out, the duct tape scares me.

This suggests that this guy does this regularly.

Normaly if you were getting splinters in your belly you'd put on a shirt. Duct taping the offending object suggests that getting a shirt is out of the question.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-09-2003, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by warch
Ah Bruce. You *have* done it all, havent you!

Not with shorts.

wolf · 12-10-2003, 01:05 AM

I'm guessing that the duct tape is from a repair made last year when he cracked the shovel over the head of some asshole that pulled into the parking space he'd just spent three hours clearing.

In Philly, that's a shooting offense.

Don't move the lawnchairs, what ever you do. South Philly has snipers waiting for you to do that.

FileNotFound · 12-10-2003, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wolf
I'm guessing that the duct tape is from a repair made last year when he cracked the shovel over the head of some asshole that pulled into the parking space he'd just spent three hours clearing.

In Philly, that's a shooting offense.

Don't move the lawnchairs, what ever you do. South Philly has snipers waiting for you to do that.

I thought it was a shooting offense when you shoveled snow out of your drive way into your neighbors driveway...

wolf · 12-10-2003, 10:45 AM

You misunderstand Philadelphia.

I will educate you.

Philadelphia is one of America's oldest cities. Much of it was designed in the colonial era. The population was much smaller, and the primary means of conveyance was the horse drawn cart or carriage.

Consequently the streets are very narrow.

"Newer" neighborhoods were built at a time when fewer people had automobiles. They tend also to have narrower streets, and since everyone was using the trolleys to get everywhere, few people had a car.

If you live in Philadelphia, you do not have a driveway. You have on-street parallel parking.

In those rare neighborhoods (mostly in the Northeast, where there is some more recent development) that do have driveways, the penalty for shovelling snow into your neighbor's is that you get your house burned down.

Quietly.

During the day.

And nobody sees a thing.

Shame about that faulty wiring.

FileNotFound · 12-10-2003, 10:48 AM

I suppose living in the suburbs doesn't get me the true "Philly" experience...but maybe thats a good thing. I've grown rather fond of my house...

12-08-2003, 11:24 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	12/8/2003: Topless shoveler Axlrosen noticed this, uh, "beaut": this guy is shoveling snow off the sidewalk on Massachusetts Avenue in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Not quite as unexpected, I guess, as the IotD we had with Russian kids getting water poured on them in freezing weather.

12-08-2003, 11:37 AM	#2
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	What the hell is that thing around his neck? And why is he wearing gloves and a hat? What a knucklehead. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

12-08-2003, 12:14 PM	#3
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	You don't want the poor fat guy to overheat and drop dead do you? He should just have a heart attack, as is traditional in snow-shovelling incidents. Mom-wisdom teaches us that you lose the most heat through your head, hands and feet. As we can see, this gentleman has all of these covered. Looks like your basic bid to get on the 5 O'Clock news report to me, or perhaps he is making good on a bet against the Patriots? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-08-2003, 03:53 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i have to say that i am disappointed....i was envisioning something more along the lines of the swedish bikini team when i saw the thread topic.... oh well.....he's cute, but i have to take away points for the necklace and the little tiny nipples __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-08-2003, 07:02 PM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Gloves prevent blisters on the hands and duct taped handle prevents splinters in the belly. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-08-2003, 05:58 PM	#5
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	Amazing what some people will do to get their picture on The Cellar.

12-09-2003, 10:06 AM	#7
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	Ah Bruce. You have done it all, havent you!

12-09-2003, 10:21 AM	#8
MAdMoNKEY Smooth Ruffian Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Right behind you! Posts: 47	I think he just came out of the bathroom and forgot to put his shirt back on...happens to me all the time

12-09-2003, 11:27 AM	#9
Ghost Recruit or Something Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Alabama Posts: 4	Perhaps he's looking for his shirt. __________________ You look like you've seen a...

12-10-2003, 01:05 AM	#12
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I'm guessing that the duct tape is from a repair made last year when he cracked the shovel over the head of some asshole that pulled into the parking space he'd just spent three hours clearing. In Philly, that's a shooting offense. Don't move the lawnchairs, what ever you do. South Philly has snipers waiting for you to do that. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-10-2003, 10:45 AM	#14
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	You misunderstand Philadelphia. I will educate you. Philadelphia is one of America's oldest cities. Much of it was designed in the colonial era. The population was much smaller, and the primary means of conveyance was the horse drawn cart or carriage. Consequently the streets are very narrow. "Newer" neighborhoods were built at a time when fewer people had automobiles. They tend also to have narrower streets, and since everyone was using the trolleys to get everywhere, few people had a car. If you live in Philadelphia, you do not have a driveway. You have on-street parallel parking. In those rare neighborhoods (mostly in the Northeast, where there is some more recent development) that do have driveways, the penalty for shovelling snow into your neighbor's is that you get your house burned down. Quietly. During the day. And nobody sees a thing. Shame about that faulty wiring. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-10-2003, 10:48 AM	#15
FileNotFound Intouch with his inner sheep rider. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 603	I suppose living in the suburbs doesn't get me the true "Philly" experience...but maybe thats a good thing. I've grown rather fond of my house... __________________ This is a rat. \|This is a hamster.\| This is a chipmunk.\| This is a Sheep Rider.

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