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Beest · 04-03-2013, 12:20 PM

http://www.himalayansaltinhaler.com/

Well who'd a thought salt and lungs were such a great combination, not me that's for sure,

maybe they cold make the pot out of Uranium clay, for extra Revigation

DanaC · 04-03-2013, 12:59 PM

It's supposed to be good for asthma and stuff, i don't think it's for getting high :P

glatt · 04-03-2013, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

It's supposed to be good for asthma and stuff, i don't think it's for getting high :P

I just remembered that you are an expert in that area, being a former producer of such devices yourself.

footfootfoot · 04-03-2013, 01:01 PM

My lips are chapped just looking at that picture.

infinite monkey · 04-03-2013, 01:11 PM

It looks like one of those pots where you shove liquids up your nose.

I am going to invent a system that runs a regular everyday garden hose (or maybe a fire hose, for the real hypochondriacs) through a salt block, then attaches into your ass (this is the engineering part where I'm, um, stuck on the design details...maybe like a funnel shape with outwardly turned ridges so it keeps it in?) Turn the water on high, and clear out every passage you have. And some you didn't know you had.

footfootfoot · 04-03-2013, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

It looks like one of those pots where you shove liquids up your nose.

I am going to invent a system that runs a regular everyday garden hose (or maybe a fire hose, for the real hypochondriacs) through a salt block, then attaches into your ass (this is the engineering part where I'm, um, stuck on the design details...maybe like a funnel shape with outwardly turned ridges so it keeps it in?) Turn the water on high, and clear out every passage you have. And some you didn't know you had.

I think you just reinvented the colonic

infinite monkey · 04-03-2013, 03:44 PM

No, this isn't just for the colon. It's for noses and ears and baginas and moufs. It even reopens your belly button and spews out lint.

Takes care of all that weird orifice stuff all at once.

Lamplighter · 04-05-2013, 05:32 PM

A few nights ago, I watched a tv program about the vision of predators and their prey.

It seems that starting with some sort of fleshy, water-living worm eons ago,
a light-sensitive tissue evolved into the skull- and eye- stucture that
is common to all predators from the time of dinosaurs to today.

That is, prey animals have eyes yielding wide fields of vision with little or no overlap.
But predators have two forward-looking eyes with overlapping fields of acute vision for depth perception.

They used a cartoon video to describe the evolution of the retina, the lens, and the tapetal membrane of wolves and lions.
Then this video showed up today in the Google News...

Quote:

A new tissue-like material with the squishy stiffness of fat or brain cells
can be programmed to undergo delicate shape changes, akin to the unfurling of a flower’s petals.

Built with a custom-made 3-D printer by scientists at the University of Oxford in England,
the “droplet network” comprises tens of thousands of tiny water droplets connected by lipid layers.
<snip>

wolf · 04-06-2013, 12:30 PM

The Hello Kitty Chia Pet.

I just received one as a gift.

glatt · 04-17-2013, 11:07 AM

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

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See you, suckers!

Gravdigr · 04-20-2013, 02:45 PM

Ministry of Funny Walks clock: Priceless.

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Gravdigr · 04-20-2013, 03:47 PM

Lawn chairs.

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limey · 04-20-2013, 04:48 PM

Love the clock, Grav!

Sent by thought transference

wolf · 04-21-2013, 10:27 AM

How do you run a lawnmower up the side of that chair?

Regardless of the amusement value, I'm not charmed by the idea of sitting in a lump that is also attractive to ticks and hornets.

ZenGum · 04-21-2013, 07:21 PM

So, you won't be giving me any lap dances then, eh?

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04-03-2013, 12:20 PM	#1
Beest Adapt and Survive Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ann Arbor, Mi Posts: 957	http://www.himalayansaltinhaler.com/ Well who'd a thought salt and lungs were such a great combination, not me that's for sure, maybe they cold make the pot out of Uranium clay, for extra Revigation

04-03-2013, 01:11 PM	#5
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	It looks like one of those pots where you shove liquids up your nose. I am going to invent a system that runs a regular everyday garden hose (or maybe a fire hose, for the real hypochondriacs) through a salt block, then attaches into your ass (this is the engineering part where I'm, um, stuck on the design details...maybe like a funnel shape with outwardly turned ridges so it keeps it in?) Turn the water on high, and clear out every passage you have. And some you didn't know you had.

04-03-2013, 03:44 PM	#7
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	No, this isn't just for the colon. It's for noses and ears and baginas and moufs. It even reopens your belly button and spews out lint. Takes care of all that weird orifice stuff all at once.

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04-21-2013, 10:27 AM	#14
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	How do you run a lawnmower up the side of that chair? Regardless of the amusement value, I'm not charmed by the idea of sitting in a lump that is also attractive to ticks and hornets. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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