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Old 10-04-2006, 04:04 AM   #1
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Faux News Blames the Dems, or Foley's Follies

Former Congressman Foley turned overnight into a Democrat is as soon as this child protector turned into a child predator. Lucky business?


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Old 10-04-2006, 08:24 AM   #2
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When will the liberal freedom-haters stop attacking the fine Fox network with these libelous allegations?! Have the terrorists won?!
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Old 10-04-2006, 08:38 AM   #3
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C'mon it was an honest mistake, he looks like a Dem in that picture.
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Old 10-04-2006, 08:40 AM   #4
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Goddamn liberal media bias!
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Old 10-04-2006, 08:57 AM   #5
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D

You don't really think that people would just see that (D-FL) and just assume it was correct, do you?

Americans are some of the most savvy, well-read, well-informed, and dedicated voters in the world!
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Old 10-04-2006, 09:51 AM   #6
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*wipes tear from eye* You're kidding me, right? You didn't just pshop that in there, right? Slick job, too, I like how you evoked the curvature of the screen in the straight edges of the "D". They didn't really do that did they?

OF COURSE the regular viewers of FauxNews will believe the caption. Innocent mistake or slimeball dirty trick? They report, we decide.

I've made my decision.
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Old 10-04-2006, 10:18 AM   #7
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It's real.
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Old 10-04-2006, 11:31 AM   #8
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It's real.
Yeah, I know it's "real"ly on the screen, "real"ly broadcast that way. Do you care to answer my last question?
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Old 10-04-2006, 11:44 AM   #9
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I think it's a tasteless "joke". Like the taunting messages on the FOXNews building during the Republican Convention in NYC.
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Old 10-04-2006, 02:40 PM   #10
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I think they're all worried about their BS jobs when the Republitheocracy Bandwagon finally runs off the cliff in flames and explodes on the jagged rocks below. People are starting to see the end of the party coming, and they don't want to just get their coats and leave quietly; instead, they're milling about looking to steal some of the silverware and the Q's off of the computer keyboards.
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Old 10-04-2006, 02:44 PM   #11
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...the Q's off of the computer keyboards.
No worries here. They just need to get 1337er.
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Old 10-04-2006, 05:01 PM   #12
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I just noticed how round dude's mouth is. I think that's a pretty sound indictment.

I think it is just such a shame when a good, solid Republican is led astray by the Godless Liberals and their child molesting ways. How did the Democrats infiltrate the Republican Party so easily with their pedophilic spy?
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Old 10-04-2006, 05:02 PM   #13
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I just noticed how round dude's mouth is. I think that's a pretty sound indictment.

I think it is just such a shame when a good, solid Republican is led astray by the Godless Liberals and their child molesting ways. How did the Democrats infiltrate the Republican Party so easily with their pedophilic spy?
Because he fit right in?
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Old 10-04-2006, 06:27 PM   #14
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I thought he blamed alcohol for his discretions. Why did he do that? Alcohol did not do anything. It is innocent. Why would he drag alcohol into his fiasco? Leave alcohol alone. Alcohol did not make those advances.

I hate it when the innocent get blamed.
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Old 10-04-2006, 06:33 PM   #15
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He blamed alcohol, gayness, and Catholic clergy. But he is not making excuses.

But he'll be OK after 30 days in rehab.
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