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Old 06-25-2008, 08:56 AM   #31
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:53 PM   #32
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You like Horse because you don't know where you stand.

Damn, wish I had a phantom flower sender to have dinner with! The not having sex part I am handling myself
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Old 06-25-2008, 07:30 PM   #33
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The not having sex part I am handling myself
no comment - just a smirk
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Old 06-25-2008, 11:31 PM   #34
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Phantom Flower sender and I have been bickering all morning via txt/sms message.

A misunderstanding about whether we are gonna see each other again....he's cracked the poos now and not talking to me.

Spanka.

Horse dude and I are spending next weekend together
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:23 AM   #35
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he's cracked the poos now
Well whatever it was that he did, it had to have been worth it to get to say that phrase, right? I like Horsie dude better anyway.
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:22 PM   #36
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SEX???? Somebody said sex? What is that? I haven't had any in 11 months. Sigh
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:09 PM   #37
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Let's put it this way - I'm looking forward to the next World Cup.
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Old 06-26-2008, 06:55 PM   #38
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Ok...seriously....Im not *that* much of a tart...but enter Footie dude.

Oh.my.god....this guy is HaWt...they do say opposites attract dont they?

I've been off the dating wagon for waaaaay too long.

Oh and Clod, I like Horsie dude better too, but he is hard work.
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Old 07-06-2008, 05:22 AM   #39
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Horsie dude has fallen off his horse or something? Actually, he's gone a little nutty, but thats guaranteed to keep me interested and waiting his call.

Phantom flower sender has been here all day....helping me paint the back lounge room. That says something doesnt it? He's very lovely and funny and helpful and sweet. Guys dont like being called sweet.

Footie dude.....hmmm...no further comment as yet.
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Old 07-06-2008, 06:19 PM   #40
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Go for the one helping you with your house. Some guys like being called sweet, and it's usually those ones that are worth hanging on to. Anyway, what would I know. I fucked up plenty when I was younger, and nothing much has changed.
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Old 07-08-2008, 07:45 AM   #41
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I always liked a guy who works with his hands... especially those who aren't afraid to get dirty.... does Diesel man wear one of those monkey suits? I've been trying to get Flint into one of those jumpers for years now... dirty dirty...

A man who will spend his free time helping you with house projects seems well worth investing in in other capacities... he is thoughful, helpful, and still romantic (the flowers)... whats not to like?? He doesn't have some wierd deformity or smell does he?
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Old 07-12-2008, 07:12 PM   #42
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A man who voluntarily helps with home improvement? I thought that only happened on PBS...
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Old 07-12-2008, 10:23 PM   #43
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Wow.

Ducks, the man who is working to keep your attention is the keeper. The one who you need to work to get his attention is the loser.

But I know what its like to fall for someone like the horse guy. I let someone like him go to marry my husband. I still think about him now and then, but I did make the better choice.

In the meantime...are you having fun or what!

Wow!
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Old 07-13-2008, 02:05 AM   #44
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How about some charts or diagrams?

Me thinks your sense of humor is under appreciated.

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Ducks, the man who is working to keep your attention is the keeper.
not necessarily. It depends on if he is trying to buy her with little tokens or why he is sending flowers. What's his angle.

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The one who you need to work to get his attention is the loser.
agreed only if it isn't being sought in desperation.

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Old 07-13-2008, 10:41 AM   #45
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Well generally speaking...I think most men 'chase' a woman with the same angle in mind. At least initially....
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