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Old 05-19-2008, 06:58 PM   #16
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Ya cant use AI for registered thoroughbreds. They have to be stood to stud using natural insemination.
You can in Australia and a lot of other countries.
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Old 05-19-2008, 07:33 PM   #17
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But it's okay, because the track operators will be able to tell she's bionic-enhanced when her leg gives off that bionic sound effect.
Haa--I know the sound you mean, UT! I didn't watch the bionic shows much, though, so I need something cleared up:
Isn't the bionic sound effect always accompanied by the bionic individual going in slow motion?

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Bionic humans running (I can hear it now . . . )

So, Molly'd be running in bionic slow motion, while the rest of the field is going regular speed, and they flash across the finish line while Molly is still creaking around the first turn? Or does the bionic sound warp all nearby time and space sufficiently that they'd all be slowed down?

The Bionic Woman now spends all her time promoting this:



Mattress makes bionic sound effect when changing firmness.
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Old 05-20-2008, 01:23 AM   #18
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We really don't need a mattress ad.
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Old 05-20-2008, 05:34 AM   #19
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Does that make her a mattress actress?
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Old 05-20-2008, 06:56 AM   #20
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Mattress Actress sounds like a euphamism for PornStar.
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Old 05-20-2008, 07:11 AM   #21
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Bionic humans running (I can hear it now . . . )

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Mattress makes bionic sound effect when changing firmness.
We can rebuild him. We have the technology.

Doo doo doo dooooo, do do do do do do doo doo doooo.
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Old 05-20-2008, 07:50 AM   #22
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I'd like to see -errr, hear- the traditional bionic sound effect replaced with the one from the Jetson's car.
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Old 05-26-2008, 01:35 PM   #23
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Bionic sound effects

Bruce, sorry if it seems that a commercial note has been introduced into the forum, but no endorsement of any Select Comfort product is implied. No pic of the Bionic Woman with the Sleep Number Bed could be found, but the image does show the bionic controls, and the "Firmer" and "Softer" labels for the two halves of the mattress suggest dramatic bionic stereo effects. There could be simultaneous ascending and descending effects--a bionic "Chopsticks," if you will.
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Doo doo doo dooooo, do do do do do do doo doo doooo.
Ol' Blue Bionic Eyes is back!

SW, the Jetson's car has a great sound! (Great theme song for the show, too; note nonbionic "Chopsticks" as "Jane, His Wife" theme [which always seemed like an insult, though, after the swanky "Daughter Judy" music].) The Jetson's engine sounded like a cross between a purr and a percolator. Maybe a speeded-up version of the sound of that Model T flying on Flubber!

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Much cooler sound effect than any on Star Trek. Could you see the Enterprise racing across the screen, and instead of that bland "swoosh," we'd get the Jetson's burble? Maybe the Flubber jalopy's gurgle for the Enterprise's shuttlecraft.



"Burble-burble-burble-burble . . ."
"Gurgle-gurgle *wheeze* splutter bubble-bubble *sproing* gurgle . . ."

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