Sarah-Jessica voted world's unsexiest

Crimson Ghost · 10-26-2007, 01:15 AM

I've said it for years, and now it has been proven...

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Sarah-Jessica voted world's unsexiest

October 25, 2007 - 10:06AM

Sarah Jessica Parker has been voted Maxim's unsexiest woman.
Photo: AP

Sex & the City star Sarah Jessica Parker has been named the world's unsexiest woman by Maxim magazine.
''How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with 'sex' in the title?'' the magazine said.
In the runner-up position is the beehived singer Amy Winehouse, because of her ''openly haemorrhaging translucent skin, rat's nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats.''
On the small screen, Grey's Anatomy star Sandra Oh came third and Madonna, ''with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull'', was fourth,
Britney Spears, took last place in the Unsexy 5.
''Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs.
"Since then, she's lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of ... pudge.''

http://www.theage.com.au/news/people...941197370.html

Aliantha · 10-26-2007, 05:18 AM

My husband agrees that she's unsexy.

ZenGum · 10-26-2007, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

My husband agrees that she's unsexy.

C'mon, Ali. Men are a bit slow, but when your wife shows you a picture and says "Do you think she's sexy?", we know the answer to that one without looking. We just pretend to look to make you believe us.
And no, you never look fat. Ever. I swear.

Aliantha · 10-26-2007, 05:32 AM

I know I look fat. lol

I've never asked him if he thinks she's sexy. I watch 'sex and the city' on foxtel sometimes and he always says, 'she looks like a horse' without any prompting from me.

btw, Samantha rocks!

DucksNuts · 10-26-2007, 05:37 AM

Ohhhh, I always said she had a horses head and got pff'ed at by men.

Aliantha · 10-26-2007, 05:39 AM

well there you go Ducksy. I guess you and my hubby see things in a similar light in some ways.

Aliantha · 10-26-2007, 05:40 AM

I have to say, she looked a million times better during the last season of sex when she had her hair short and curly. It really suited her face shape much better.

DucksNuts · 10-26-2007, 05:58 AM

Shes got horse teeth and a bumpy nose

I mean, seeing as how I am perfect and shit...I feel the need to point out these flaws :p

Aliantha · 10-26-2007, 06:01 AM

well you do have a great arse...and nice boobies. And you have a beautiful face. Very classically beautiful.

DucksNuts · 10-26-2007, 06:12 AM

awwww, shucks, now youre just trying to get into my pants

Thanks though, but I have never thought of myself as classically beautiful.

Aliantha · 10-26-2007, 06:14 AM

Well it's fairly usual for others to see you differently than you see yourself. I'm sure others see different things too. I doubt anyone would disagree that you're an attractive woman though.

No thanks needed, although much appreciated.

Shawnee123 · 10-26-2007, 10:01 AM

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ZenGum · 10-26-2007, 10:04 AM

So, are we saying that the giant Pikachu is sexier than SJP???

glatt · 10-26-2007, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

Sarah Jessica Parker has been voted Maxim's unsexiest woman.

It's one thing for us to talk on a board about the world's unsexiest woman, but why is Maxim devoting ink to this? It's just mean.

lookout123 · 10-26-2007, 10:40 AM

i have to agree glatt. thumbs down to maxim on the cruelness factor.

10-26-2007, 01:15 AM	#1
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Sarah-Jessica voted world's unsexiest I've said it for years, and now it has been proven... ------ Sarah-Jessica voted world's unsexiest October 25, 2007 - 10:06AM Sarah Jessica Parker has been voted Maxim's unsexiest woman. Photo: AP Sex & the City star Sarah Jessica Parker has been named the world's unsexiest woman by Maxim magazine. ''How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with 'sex' in the title?'' the magazine said. In the runner-up position is the beehived singer Amy Winehouse, because of her ''openly haemorrhaging translucent skin, rat's nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats.'' On the small screen, Grey's Anatomy star Sandra Oh came third and Madonna, ''with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull'', was fourth, Britney Spears, took last place in the Unsexy 5. ''Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. "Since then, she's lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of ... pudge.'' http://www.theage.com.au/news/people...941197370.html __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

10-26-2007, 05:18 AM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	My husband agrees that she's unsexy. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-26-2007, 05:32 AM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I know I look fat. lol I've never asked him if he thinks she's sexy. I watch 'sex and the city' on foxtel sometimes and he always says, 'she looks like a horse' without any prompting from me. btw, Samantha rocks! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-26-2007, 05:39 AM	#6
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	well there you go Ducksy. I guess you and my hubby see things in a similar light in some ways. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-26-2007, 05:40 AM	#7
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I have to say, she looked a million times better during the last season of sex when she had her hair short and curly. It really suited her face shape much better. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-26-2007, 05:37 AM	#5
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Ohhhh, I always said she had a horses head and got pff'ed at by men.

10-26-2007, 05:58 AM	#8
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Shes got horse teeth and a bumpy nose I mean, seeing as how I am perfect and shit...I feel the need to point out these flaws :p

10-26-2007, 06:01 AM	#9
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	well you do have a great arse...and nice boobies. And you have a beautiful face. Very classically beautiful. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-26-2007, 06:12 AM	#10
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	awwww, shucks, now youre just trying to get into my pants Thanks though, but I have never thought of myself as classically beautiful.

10-26-2007, 06:14 AM	#11
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Well it's fairly usual for others to see you differently than you see yourself. I'm sure others see different things too. I doubt anyone would disagree that you're an attractive woman though. No thanks needed, although much appreciated. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-26-2007, 10:01 AM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	. Attached Images

10-26-2007, 10:04 AM	#13
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	So, are we saying that the giant Pikachu is sexier than SJP??? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-26-2007, 10:40 AM	#15
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i have to agree glatt. thumbs down to maxim on the cruelness factor. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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