Funny images that aren't quite WTF images - Page 125

xoxoxoBruce · 11-18-2014, 08:16 AM

That's the shine bright, burn out early, syndrome.

Gravdigr · 11-29-2014, 02:52 PM

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infinite monkey · 11-29-2014, 07:50 PM

glatt · 11-30-2014, 06:53 AM

*snort*

I had forgotten about Phil. I read a long article about him, probably in an old issue of Bantha Tracks, the magazine of the Star Wars fan club. He did the stop motion animation of the alien chess set on the Millennium Falcon and he also did the Tauntauns, and the big monster under Jabba the Hut's floor.

A lot of the Star Wars universe was his creation.

Gravdigr · 12-01-2014, 03:54 PM

Gravdigr · 12-11-2014, 04:26 PM

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"These almond cookies are making me bloody."

~paraphrasing "Seinfeld"

xoxoxoBruce · 12-28-2014, 02:34 PM

Some kids just need killin'.

DanaC · 12-28-2014, 03:12 PM

Which newspaper is that?

Carruthers · 12-28-2014, 03:30 PM

A bit of Googling suggests that it's the Sunday Sport, that well known journal of record. The story is said to be fake.

Her Majesty's Press making things up? Heaven forfend.

Hoax Slayer.

Actually, being the increasingly world weary soul that I am, I wouldn't have been in the least bit surprised had it been true.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-28-2014, 04:35 PM

Obviously fake.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-01-2015, 03:19 AM

I guess this is as good a place as any for this lamp I got as a belated Christmas present.

It's sort of orange and the 15 watt night light bulb inside makes it glow kind of warm and fuzzy.
They say it's hand carved from 250 million year old salt deposits at the base of the Himalayas.
Makes me picture gnomes or monks sitting cross legged, chipping the salt in cadence.
Until it said ISO-9001 & ISO-14001 certified.

OK, looks good, you're interested, they go in for the kill...

Walmart says, " put it next to your computer and feel your stress dissipate as the negative ions counteract the electromagnetic fields bouncing off the computer."

Yes sir, we don't want to get into any of that proof business, but here is the fountain of youth and Viagra, and Chocolate truffles rolled into one.

Then they spend a lot of space helping you decide what size/how many, you need for your cubicle, home, or business.

Oh well, it looks cool, kind of romantic, when it's lit up.

sexobon · 01-01-2015, 04:00 AM

Have you tried rimming your margarita glass on it yet?

footfootfoot · 01-01-2015, 10:48 AM

A friend of mine had one and the bulb eventually burnt out and he delayed in replacing it. Eventually the steamy, swampy summer came along and without a bulb providing heat, hey presto! salt did what salt does. One day he notices that the lamp is sitting in a puddle of salt water stewing in its own juices. The salt corroded all the wiring and socket and so forth, also warping the wooden base. I took it home thinking I'd rehab it as a evening project and it's been in my basement for a year.

I like them for the quality of the light, I make my own negative ions.

footfootfoot · 01-01-2015, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by sexobon

Have you tried rimming your margarita glass on it yet?

I'm waiting for the Himalayan salt margarita glasses to come out.

Crimson Ghost · 01-01-2015, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon

Have you tried rimming your margarita glass on it yet?

Have I tried rimming Margarita's ass?
Whohuhwha?
I don't even know her...

11-18-2014, 08:16 AM	#1861
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's the shine bright, burn out early, syndrome. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-29-2014, 02:52 PM	#1862
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-29-2014, 07:50 PM	#1863
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	You had ONE job... Attached Images

12-01-2014, 03:54 PM	#1865
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-11-2014, 04:26 PM	#1866
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	"These almond cookies are making me bloody." ~paraphrasing "Seinfeld" __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-30-2014, 06:53 AM	#1864
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	snort I had forgotten about Phil. I read a long article about him, probably in an old issue of Bantha Tracks, the magazine of the Star Wars fan club. He did the stop motion animation of the alien chess set on the Millennium Falcon and he also did the Tauntauns, and the big monster under Jabba the Hut's floor. A lot of the Star Wars universe was his creation.

12-28-2014, 02:34 PM	#1867
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Some kids just need killin'. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-28-2014, 03:30 PM	#1869
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	A bit of Googling suggests that it's the Sunday Sport, that well known journal of record. The story is said to be fake. Her Majesty's Press making things up? Heaven forfend. Hoax Slayer. Actually, being the increasingly world weary soul that I am, I wouldn't have been in the least bit surprised had it been true.

12-28-2014, 04:35 PM	#1870
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Obviously fake. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-01-2015, 03:19 AM	#1871
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I guess this is as good a place as any for this lamp I got as a belated Christmas present. It's sort of orange and the 15 watt night light bulb inside makes it glow kind of warm and fuzzy. They say it's hand carved from 250 million year old salt deposits at the base of the Himalayas. Makes me picture gnomes or monks sitting cross legged, chipping the salt in cadence. Until it said ISO-9001 & ISO-14001 certified. OK, looks good, you're interested, they go in for the kill... Walmart says, " put it next to your computer and feel your stress dissipate as the negative ions counteract the electromagnetic fields bouncing off the computer." Yes sir, we don't want to get into any of that proof business, but here is the fountain of youth and Viagra, and Chocolate truffles rolled into one. Then they spend a lot of space helping you decide what size/how many, you need for your cubicle, home, or business. Oh well, it looks cool, kind of romantic, when it's lit up. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-01-2015, 04:00 AM	#1872
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Have you tried rimming your margarita glass on it yet?

01-01-2015, 10:48 AM	#1873
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	A friend of mine had one and the bulb eventually burnt out and he delayed in replacing it. Eventually the steamy, swampy summer came along and without a bulb providing heat, hey presto! salt did what salt does. One day he notices that the lamp is sitting in a puddle of salt water stewing in its own juices. The salt corroded all the wiring and socket and so forth, also warping the wooden base. I took it home thinking I'd rehab it as a evening project and it's been in my basement for a year. I like them for the quality of the light, I make my own negative ions. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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