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04-15-2005, 12:59 AM | #1 |
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heheh... yeah, kinki. Actually, check out the sidebar articles. The Waiwai is a WHOLE SECTION of this kind of "news".
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This is fabulous.
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(crying as I write this)
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I'll stop now. My tummy hurts.
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"Vin Diesel is simultaneously the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Except the Ugly part."
I am enjoying this totally too much. (i just spent the weekend immersed in Vin Diesel movies ... watched Pitch Black, Dark Fury (which was unnecessary) and Chronicles of Riddick in one sitting ... oooh yeah!!
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Now, I know I posted this link, but I decided to read a few more before I left work ... I am sitting here giggling like a little girl. Thank god my editor is not in the office today.
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Contrary to what historians want you to believe the atomic bombs that were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were not actually bombs at all, they were actually Vin Diesel's orgasms. Vin has not had sex since, and may god help us all if he ever does.
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Vin Diesel is the third Olsen Twin
and Vin Diesel landed on the moon and wrote his name in piss on the far side. He got off of the moon by jumping high enough he fell back into the Earth's gravitational pull. He landed on his feet in Bangladesh. That is all
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I have been playing with this for a while, have read your responses, and haven't hit a repeat yet. I know it HAS to. I hope it has to.
some gems from tonight at work: Vin Diesel is the gatekeeper to the Apocalypse. He is also the gatekeeper to the trash bin behind the Denny's on 4th Street in Boulder Colorado. Both of these are listed on his resume. Vin Diesel coined the phrase "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!" When Bruce Willis stole it from him, Vin Diesel killed him with a poison-arrow frog. This is the prologue to The Sixth Sense.
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04-26-2005, 09:24 AM | #13 |
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I've hit some repeats, but this is the first time i've read:
Contrary to popular belief, the brassierre was not invented for feminine breast support, but to function as a jockstrap for Vin Diesel's gargantuan testicles. Will Smith once said, "I got to get me one of these." Vin Diesel does in fact have one of those.
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04-26-2005, 10:57 AM | #14 |
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i've only had one repeat so far and it was kind of lame.
what i have found is that these facts have a compounding effect. the first 2 or 3 don't make me laugh, but by the time i get to the 7th or 8th i have a wide open grin, number 11 usually marks the first audible laugh.
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04-27-2005, 04:51 PM | #15 |
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And now for something completely different, http://www.nizkor.org/features/falla...dex.html#index
by Vin Diesel
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