Do you pee in the shower? - Page 3

Undertoad · 12-05-2003, 09:44 AM

When I was po' (relatively) I lived in an apartment building with a common laundry area, and one night I found that this little kid in one of the units nearby had peed in the DRYER.

checked with the game commission on when little kids were in season and they had no sense of humor

FileNotFound · 12-05-2003, 09:49 AM

Just be happy he didn't pee in the washer after it was done.

Kitsune · 12-05-2003, 10:08 AM

An old rumor I heard circulating was that peeing in the shower helped to prevent athelete's foot.

Here's to good health!

hot_pastrami · 12-05-2003, 11:06 AM

I pee before I get in the shower. Seems a lot more convenient and sanitary. I wouldn't pee in the shower for the same reason I wouldn't pee in the kitchen sink... it's a place that ought to remain clean given it's intended use. Most showers (non-tub showers) collect dust and grime in the corners, and I'm pretty sure piss would accumulate there, too. I don't really want piss-dirt taffy developing in the corners of my shower, nor the associated smell. If it was a tub-type, I guess the accumulation wouldn't be a problem, but it still wouldn't feel right to cut loose right there... the next user of the tub would have to potentially wallow in a tepid pool of piss-water.

Maybe it has to do with my childhood.... when I was about 12, my friend asked me if I was the type to pee in the shower. I told him I wasn't. He told me that it's all OK because there's a drain RIGHT THERE, and then told me about how he and his dad would have "swordfights" in the shower, seeing who could pee longer. I was grossed out on many levels:

1) Peeing in the shower
2) ...when there's somebody in there with him.
3) That "somebody" is his DAD.
4) He was a 12-year-old boy.

Needless to say, my skin crawled off and I haven't seen it since.

wolf · 12-05-2003, 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by lumberjim
like a real grown up

Married.

even if we didn't know it, that piece of info about the potty behavior would have nailed it.

Riddil · 12-05-2003, 12:49 PM

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Originally posted by Kitsune
An old rumor I heard circulating was that peeing in the shower helped to prevent athelete's foot.

Damn you Kitsune! You stole my earth-shattering revelation!! :P Yeah, I've heard that too.

I'm actually a recovering shower-pisser. I used to do it all the time, I actually preferred it since you just felt "free" when doing it.

Now I think it's dirty. The pours in your skin are remarkably skilled at picking up odors. That's why if you spend the night in a smoky bar, even if you change your clothes and wash your hair you'll still smell like smoke.

Or if you're really daring, sprinkle some dehydrated milk into your bed and sleep on it. You'll smell like rotting milk for days. (The old practical joke is line someones bed with plastic or some non-porous layer, then a light layer of dehyd'd milk, then their bottom sheet. If they don't notice it when they go to bed they will wake the next morning literally smelling like rotton milk... and it won't wash off)

Anyhow... so if you do happen to let the yellow river flow in the shower then you are trapping some wonderful urea in your pours. (Of course it's arguable that it really won't matter that much since your sweat already contains urea, even if it's in a much smaller concentration than in your urine).

Plus... I think that if anyone also uses the shower as a bathtub, then you should not wizz in the tub. Nas-tay to think about.

SteveDallas · 12-05-2003, 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by wolf

Married.

even if we didn't know it, that piece of info about the potty behavior would have nailed it.

Yeah, we have a word for that.

(But I can't say what it is. My wife won't let me.)

jinx · 12-05-2003, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by SteveDallas

Yeah, we have a word for that.

(But I can't say what it is. My wife won't let me.)

Can I guess? Is it 'someone-who-doesn't-like-shit-molecules-on-their-toothbrush"?

plthijinx · 12-05-2003, 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by hot_pastrami
and then told me about how he and his dad would have "swordfights" in the shower, seeing who could pee longer. I was grossed out on many levels:

was his name micheal and in trouble with the law at the moment?

Kitsune · 12-05-2003, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by Riddil

Damn you Kitsune! You stole my earth-shattering revelation!! :P

Well then, for the good of science, I demand to see a correlation! I want to see statistics for shower pee-ers versus, um, non shower pee-ers.

insoluble · 12-05-2003, 04:35 PM

I am athletes foot free

lumberjim · 12-05-2003, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wolf

Married.

I was born married

Quote:

Originally posted by wolf
even if we didn't know it, that piece of info about the potty behavior would have nailed it.

not really, wolf....I could have just been gay.

warch · 12-05-2003, 05:55 PM

It's all pipes!

Funny story, My friend was bathing her 4 year old daughter, got just out of sightline for a minute to grab a towel, returned to find Megan had not only pooped various floaty little balls, but was proceeding to carefully line them up by size on the edge of the tub. Ah, kids!

OnyxCougar · 12-05-2003, 06:42 PM

Yeah, Bryan went through the "take diaper off, shit on the hardwood floor and then fingerpaint with it" stage. It's a wonder he's lived this long.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-05-2003, 08:26 PM

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Originally posted by jinx

Can I guess? Is it 'someone-who-doesn't-like-shit-molecules-on-their-toothbrush"?

So if you won't kiss me, I better get a new brush?

Do you come from a large family or is it a God given talent?

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12-05-2003, 09:49 AM	#32
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12-05-2003, 11:06 AM	#34
hot_pastrami I am meaty Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Salt Lake City, UT Posts: 1,119	I pee before I get in the shower. Seems a lot more convenient and sanitary. I wouldn't pee in the shower for the same reason I wouldn't pee in the kitchen sink... it's a place that ought to remain clean given it's intended use. Most showers (non-tub showers) collect dust and grime in the corners, and I'm pretty sure piss would accumulate there, too. I don't really want piss-dirt taffy developing in the corners of my shower, nor the associated smell. If it was a tub-type, I guess the accumulation wouldn't be a problem, but it still wouldn't feel right to cut loose right there... the next user of the tub would have to potentially wallow in a tepid pool of piss-water. Maybe it has to do with my childhood.... when I was about 12, my friend asked me if I was the type to pee in the shower. I told him I wasn't. He told me that it's all OK because there's a drain RIGHT THERE, and then told me about how he and his dad would have "swordfights" in the shower, seeing who could pee longer. I was grossed out on many levels: 1) Peeing in the shower 2) ...when there's somebody in there with him. 3) That "somebody" is his DAD. 4) He was a 12-year-old boy. Needless to say, my skin crawled off and I haven't seen it since. __________________ Hot Pastrami!

12-05-2003, 09:44 AM	#31
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	When I was po' (relatively) I lived in an apartment building with a common laundry area, and one night I found that this little kid in one of the units nearby had peed in the DRYER. checked with the game commission on when little kids were in season and they had no sense of humor

12-05-2003, 10:08 AM	#33
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	An old rumor I heard circulating was that peeing in the shower helped to prevent athelete's foot. Here's to good health!

12-05-2003, 04:35 PM	#41
insoluble developmentally disabled rear end headwear Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: syracuse, ny Posts: 207	I am athletes foot free

12-05-2003, 05:55 PM	#43
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	It's all pipes! Funny story, My friend was bathing her 4 year old daughter, got just out of sightline for a minute to grab a towel, returned to find Megan had not only pooped various floaty little balls, but was proceeding to carefully line them up by size on the edge of the tub. Ah, kids!

12-05-2003, 06:42 PM	#44
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	Yeah, Bryan went through the "take diaper off, shit on the hardwood floor and then fingerpaint with it" stage. It's a wonder he's lived this long.

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