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02-08-2004, 06:32 PM
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Whale Penis
Feel free to talk about whale penises here.
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02-08-2004, 06:52 PM
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Come on, cat.
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Whale penis trivia
The average length of a right whale's penis is around 2.3 meters (7.5 feet), or about 14% of its body length of 55 ft. The combined weight of a right whale's two testes is one ton.
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02-08-2004, 06:57 PM
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I read the other day that the whale that exploded in Taiwan recently only had a 5-foot long penis.
It must've been tough for him... |
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02-08-2004, 07:01 PM
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still says videotape
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Wouldn't that be whale peni? You stupid frenchy whale penis.
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02-08-2004, 07:07 PM
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why not cow testicles?
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02-08-2004, 07:42 PM
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It's penises or penes, you stupid fucking drunk-ass mick whale penis!
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02-08-2004, 07:46 PM
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02-08-2004, 07:54 PM
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02-08-2004, 07:59 PM
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Slang looks like a whale penis.
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02-08-2004, 08:02 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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Sycamore is extremely jealous of slang's whale penis.
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02-09-2004, 09:46 AM
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Your Bartender
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I thought it would be good to have a photo of a whale penis to illustrate the thread, but I couldn't dig one up immediately. (There were a couple pickled ones, but I think it would better to show the whale penis still attached to the live whale. And of course bonus for an "action shot".) Further research will be needed; I'll report back.
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02-09-2004, 09:52 AM
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Radical Centrist
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Dude! The whole reason we are #19 for whale penis is the IotD of it:
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?s=&...ht=whale+penis |
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02-09-2004, 11:06 AM
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Your Bartender
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Yawn. Like I said, it's pickled. We need one still attached to the original owner.
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02-09-2004, 11:06 AM
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Keeper of the Decorum
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not directly related to this topic, but this reminds me of an ancient horny guy who switched his penis with one of a horse. And then he deserted his wife and went homeless or something.
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02-09-2004, 11:08 AM
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Come on, cat.
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This came up first when I googled for whale penis images. Looks more like a whale shark to me..... but then I thought the stupid dolphin was a shark too....
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