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09-26-2006, 12:25 PM | #1 | |
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September 26, 2006: Hotrod casket
Axlrosen suggests this item from the Ocean County Register. RIP Mr. James D. Calabrese, in this casket which truly reflected your life and interests. Quote:
His other cars attended the funeral. |
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09-26-2006, 12:34 PM | #2 |
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It doesn't matter what kind of life you lead, it's the cars you have at your funeral that determine how many hot blondes turn up.
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09-26-2006, 12:37 PM | #3 |
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09-26-2006, 12:46 PM | #4 | |
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09-26-2006, 12:49 PM | #5 |
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In 1800 years, Beldor the archaeologist will excavate the grave and determine that this sarcophagus belonged to a tribal leader of great religious significance.
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09-26-2006, 01:43 PM | #6 | |
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09-26-2006, 02:04 PM | #7 | |
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09-26-2006, 02:20 PM | #8 | |
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That's probably what made the guy collapse in the first place.
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09-26-2006, 03:21 PM | #9 |
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Superfluous stuff, Steve. Front plate, aircleaner, easy to replace. The headers came from a friends garage, The valve covers were new and the gages came from one of his cars but they didn't say which one.
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09-26-2006, 03:25 PM | #10 | |
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The arms on the gauges all pointed to zero.
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09-26-2006, 03:49 PM | #11 | |
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Having said that I have no clue what's superfluous on a car. (Aren't six spark plug cables redundant? Wouldn't it be OK with just one?) |
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09-26-2006, 04:10 PM | #12 |
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Yeah, it'd be okay with just one... until you realize WHY it's redundant.
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09-26-2006, 04:18 PM | #13 |
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Redundant? Your vocabulary or your mechanical sensibilities are not up to their usual high standards. Actually, I'm sure it's your mechanical sensibilities, since you've demonstrated your command of the language. Those six spark plug wires, none is redundant.
Oh. You were following on from SD's remark. Nevermind. Still, redundant... SD: One per spark plug, since they fire independantly. Six cylinders, six plugs, six wires.
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09-26-2006, 09:07 PM | #14 |
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Six? Wouldn't that have been a V-8?
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09-26-2006, 09:17 PM | #15 |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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That seems like the kind of funeral my older brother would like...
Actually I think that he would prefer it if they rigged him to pop up out of the coffin flipping the bird in the middle of Amazing Grace.... |
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