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Old 02-21-2009, 01:45 AM   #1
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Feb 21, 2009: Toilet

I'll be there in a minute Honey, I have to use the toilet.

Oh, it's dirty... Honey, didn't the maid clean the bathroom today?

Yes Dear.



Well you should fire her because the toilet is filt....



... uh, nevermind.

Oh Honey, you better call the plumber...

make that the exterminator...

no wait, forget it...

I'll handle it.



He couldn't use the toilet, but I'll bet he had to wipe anyway.
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Old 02-21-2009, 01:54 AM   #2
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If that were me.....

Holy Shit! I can fly!
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Old 02-21-2009, 05:14 AM   #3
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What a pain in the ass!
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Old 02-21-2009, 05:21 AM   #4
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What a pain in the asp!
Fixed it for ya
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Old 02-21-2009, 06:59 AM   #5
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Old 02-21-2009, 07:15 AM   #6
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So who's volunteering to suck the poison out this time?
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Old 02-21-2009, 08:05 AM   #7
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And it's a nice brown color, too - clever disguise!
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Old 02-21-2009, 09:01 AM   #8
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So who's volunteering to suck the poison out this time?
...The doctor says 'you gonna die.''
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Old 02-21-2009, 11:01 AM   #9
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"The plumber called. Says he thinks he might have left his snake here. Have you seen it?"
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Old 02-21-2009, 11:02 AM   #10
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Funny people!
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Old 02-21-2009, 01:41 PM   #11
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Somebody forgot to wipe their asp.






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Old 02-21-2009, 02:14 PM   #12
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Welcome Tawny, glad you can join us!
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Old 02-21-2009, 03:19 PM   #13
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Hi Tawny - welcome aboard - get it a board.

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Old 02-21-2009, 03:23 PM   #14
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Old 02-21-2009, 05:23 PM   #15
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Is that toilet in Florida?

I'll bet it's in Florida...
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