6/4/2004: Well-balanced goat - Page 2

hermex · 06-04-2004, 05:25 PM

Hey, I'm not into having sex with goats, it's not my bag. But you gotta admit, that's a pretty good-looking goat. I mean, if you <i>had</i> to have sex with one goat, you could do a lot worse than this one. And so nimble too!

lookout123 · 06-04-2004, 06:32 PM

so you are saying there is something wrong with having a caring, intimate relationship with a goat? bigot. i'm calling the aclu

Beletseri · 06-05-2004, 07:31 AM

Goats like to climb. They do it for fun. I imagine it would be rather easy to train a goat to do that. Start with a larger platform on top and slowly reduce the size.

chrisinhouston · 06-05-2004, 07:51 AM

My uncle had a farm up in Minnesota when I was a kid and I used to go there for part of the summer. They had a goat that liked to get up on the roof of one of the chicken houses, got a good breeze up there. It had to jump up about 6 feet to get there and did it in one standing leap.

jojomonkeygirl · 06-05-2004, 11:33 AM

Someone has to mention the kid in the blue.....I think he may be alittle 'light in the loafers' if you know what I mean.

jaguar · 06-05-2004, 11:34 AM

No, I don't.

lumberjim · 06-05-2004, 12:30 PM

not the guy squatting, jag...the one in the background with the hand on hips posture......jojo might be right...'cept he gots no loafers

jaguar · 06-05-2004, 12:41 PM

I know who she means but I don't understand what she's getting at. God this combined with that FUCKING puzzle has me feeling like someone gave me a beating with the stupid stick overnight.

lumberjim · 06-05-2004, 12:45 PM

jag,
go stand in front of your mirror, put your hand on your hip like that kid and say," oh, look how thweet i look" until you get it.

lumberjim · 06-05-2004, 12:48 PM

oh. duh. "light in the loafers" means homosexual in american.

and you'refeeling dumb........

....well...effeminate, anyway

jaguar · 06-05-2004, 12:55 PM

Well I'll add that to the list of expressions I've never heard before =)

lumberjim · 06-05-2004, 12:58 PM

wanna hear a few more?

jaguar · 06-05-2004, 01:03 PM

yea what the hell I'll write it of as cultural education.

lumberjim · 06-05-2004, 01:13 PM

OK

York · 06-25-2004, 07:16 AM

the goat does it with a "kaburi" , its a small helpfull step that is actually made for midgets, he takes it out , stands on the pile and puts it away again! the midget that is...

06-04-2004, 06:32 PM	#17
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	so you are saying there is something wrong with having a caring, intimate relationship with a goat? bigot. i'm calling the aclu __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-05-2004, 11:34 AM	#21
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	No, I don't. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

06-05-2004, 12:30 PM	#22
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	not the guy squatting, jag...the one in the background with the hand on hips posture......jojo might be right...'cept he gots no loafers __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-05-2004, 12:41 PM	#23
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	I know who she means but I don't understand what she's getting at. God this combined with that FUCKING puzzle has me feeling like someone gave me a beating with the stupid stick overnight. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

06-05-2004, 12:45 PM	#24
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	jag, go stand in front of your mirror, put your hand on your hip like that kid and say," oh, look how thweet i look" until you get it. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-04-2004, 05:25 PM	#16
hermex Dry Nurse Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Berkeley, CA Posts: 23	Hey, I'm not into having sex with goats, it's not my bag. But you gotta admit, that's a pretty good-looking goat. I mean, if you <i>had</i> to have sex with one goat, you could do a lot worse than this one. And so nimble too!

06-05-2004, 07:31 AM	#18
Beletseri Yeah sez you Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 206	Goats like to climb. They do it for fun. I imagine it would be rather easy to train a goat to do that. Start with a larger platform on top and slowly reduce the size.

06-05-2004, 07:51 AM	#19
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	My uncle had a farm up in Minnesota when I was a kid and I used to go there for part of the summer. They had a goat that liked to get up on the roof of one of the chicken houses, got a good breeze up there. It had to jump up about 6 feet to get there and did it in one standing leap.

06-05-2004, 11:33 AM	#20
jojomonkeygirl Vivacious Vivisectionist Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: NC Posts: 36	Someone has to mention the kid in the blue.....I think he may be alittle 'light in the loafers' if you know what I mean.

06-05-2004, 12:48 PM	#25
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	oh. duh. "light in the loafers" means homosexual in american. and you'refeeling dumb........ ....well...effeminate, anyway __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-05-2004, 12:55 PM	#26
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	Well I'll add that to the list of expressions I've never heard before =) __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

06-05-2004, 12:58 PM	#27
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	wanna hear a few more? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-05-2004, 01:03 PM	#28
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	yea what the hell I'll write it of as cultural education. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

06-05-2004, 01:13 PM	#29
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	OK __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-25-2004, 07:16 AM	#30
York Operations Operative Join Date: May 2004 Location: Tienen , Belgium Posts: 537	the goat does it with a "kaburi" , its a small helpfull step that is actually made for midgets, he takes it out , stands on the pile and puts it away again! the midget that is...

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