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02-11-2004, 09:49 AM
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For my money, you can never use the word "prehensile" too often.
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02-12-2004, 12:04 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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We're #1!!!
Congratulations, Cellarites...this thread is now the #1 response to the Google search term "whale penis".
Now...what other bizarre and disgusting things can we shill for here? The Mrs. suggests "turkey vomit".
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02-12-2004, 06:35 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Fuck...we dropped back down to #7. I wonder if Google picked up on us...
Whale penis today! Whale penis tomorrow! WHALE PENIS FOREVER!!! |
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02-12-2004, 06:38 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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I'm working during the day this week, which is totally disorienting, although it does mean that I'll get to watch some tv when it airs instead of two to three weeks later ...
But I will have additional time to truly appreciate the joys of a good whale penis. (Don't suppose anyone got a screenshot of our number one whale penis entry?)
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02-12-2004, 06:49 PM
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Come on, cat.
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02-12-2004, 06:53 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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you rock!
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02-12-2004, 07:01 PM
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Come on, cat.
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Nah, just bored.
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02-12-2004, 07:38 PM
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Come on, cat.
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This MSNBC article is further down the list. Discussing the exploded sperm whale in Tainan, featued in IotD;
Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large [whale] penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.
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02-12-2004, 07:51 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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We're back at #1...
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02-12-2004, 10:47 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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I bet they all wanted to get their hands on the whale penis, as a symbol of virility.
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02-12-2004, 11:01 PM
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Keeper of the Decorum
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monkey urines are sweet, pig intestines taste wonderful, yadayadayada, don't forget to attend Church regularly.
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02-12-2004, 11:45 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Quote:
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02-13-2004, 02:52 AM
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Minister of Lurking
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To solidify the grip on the whale penis crowd, it would help us rise to the occasion, to fill a page of copy/pasted whale penis text.
But I am not gonna do it. It would be vulgar to say whale penis so many times. "Google goes far beyond the number of times a term appears on a page and examines all aspects of the page's content (and the content of the pages linking to it) to determine if it's a good match for your query." pretty vague. and an interesting concept...it reads the results before you do, and determines whether or not it is interesting enough. Whale penis to that I say.
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02-13-2004, 06:14 AM
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still says videotape
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Suddenly the waters around them slowly swelled in broad circles; then quickly upheaved, as if sideways sliding from a submerged berg of ice, swiftly rising to the surface. A low rumbling sound was heard; a subterraneous hum; and then all held their breaths; as bedraggled with trailing ropes, and harpoons, and lances, a vast form shot lengthwise, but obliquely from the sea. Shrouded in a thin drooping veil of mist, it hovered for a moment in the rainbowed air; and then fell swamping back into the deep. Crushed thirty feet upwards, the waters flashed for an instant like heaps of fountains, then brokenly sank in a shower of flakes, leaving the circling surface creamed like new milk round the marble trunk of the whale.
What if we add some literary value to the whale penis?
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