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10-02-2019, 11:01 PM | #1 | |||
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Oct 3rd, 2019 : Megapodes
Megawhats? Megapodes are birds, about the size of a chicken... I know, chickens come in a range of sizes but work with me here...
with a heavy body, short rounded wings and large, strong, four-toed feet. Quote:
So what, you say? What’s interesting about another bird, even Chicken sized? I’m a gonna tell ya, it’s how they reproduce. Ha, got your attention now ya perverts. Quote:
Megamama lays big yolk, thin shelled eggs half again bigger than a chicken, then goes on vacation. Megadaddy tends the eggs, making adjustments in the chamber to keep the temperature at 33C (92F) for 7 weeks until they’re ready to hatch, then he goes on vacation. No shit, unassisted they hatch fully feathered, have to dig themselves out of the chamber, some can fly as soon as they dry, which is good because they have to feed themselves. Must not be any cats around. Quote:
And you thought that 3 to 4 feet was hyperbole. So Megadaddy had to dig 4 feet down with his “large, strong, four-toed feet”. I’d guess the top of the hole would have to be at least 5 or 6 feet in diameter for loose soil. Then he has to fill it in again so probably pretty pooped after that, but still on duty for 7 weeks. Because he'll never break his promise or forget his vow, but god only knows what he can do right now. link
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10-02-2019, 11:10 PM | #2 |
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Do any of them grow to 6 feet tall?
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10-02-2019, 11:21 PM | #3 |
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Ain't no chickens that big.
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10-03-2019, 11:40 AM | #4 |
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I've been studying stuff for 60 years or more and continually find things that are not only interesting but astounding.
The Wikipedia article on megapodes is really good, but leaves some things unexplained, especially the process of the females' filling the nest with the right amount of eggs before the male takes over the incubation process like a building HVAC engineer. Then the poor little boogers have to dig their way out and fend for themselves on day one. It is a good thing they are the MOST precocial birds in the world. Their evolution also has some wild features which I am still working on. https://www.burkemuseum.org/news/how...havior-evolved Great IOTD. |
10-03-2019, 12:14 PM | #5 |
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I love nothing more than sending you down a rabbit hole... well almost nothing.
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10-03-2019, 03:19 PM | #6 |
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Man, we shoulda had some of them megapodes at the cemetery. They coulda done the digging...
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