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Old 11-21-2016, 05:32 PM   #1
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Apples Falling from Trees

You know that genetic/evolutionary thing, where you feel so inexplicably good when your kid does something just like you? Even when it's a useless or even a slightly flawed thing, there's still that part of you that swells with pride because you know it's yours, and you can identify with them just a smidgen more now?

I adore the kind of logic puzzle you see below. My 8th grade math teacher had a book of them, and I used to beg her to make me copies one at a time like heroin. Even now I still love solving them.

We gave a book of them to my stepdaughter when she was maybe 11 or 12, and she hated them. Didn't understand the concept, didn't understand the process, and definitely didn't understand the point of doing them in the first place. Apparently the book sat untouched on her bookshelf this whole time, until it resurfaced as she was packing and she offered it to the younger kids.

They both love them, especially Minifobette. She has torn through half the book already, and she's only gotten stuck once or twice. When I told her that there were more books out there, and she could ask relatives to give them to her for Christmas, her face lit up like I'd just told her fairies were real.

Yep, she's my daughter. And I'm nothing but a product of my evolutionary instincts, because that makes me very happy.
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Old 11-21-2016, 07:59 PM   #2
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Please tell me she at least needs a pencil to solve these.
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Old 11-21-2016, 08:03 PM   #3
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Oh goodness, yes. You cross out answers as you go, and circle them when you get down to one choice in each category.
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Old 11-21-2016, 11:30 PM   #4
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Wait, WAIT, WAIT...

Fairies aren't real?!?!
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Old 11-22-2016, 01:03 PM   #5
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That's awesome! I just took a vacation with my apple. We both had to plan and organize when we're both seat of the pants people...
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Old 11-22-2016, 01:28 PM   #6
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welcome back, Griff!

Get on over to that New Zealand thread and tell us all about it.

How much did the earthquake impact your travels? Did you have to modify your plans at all?
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Old 11-22-2016, 04:05 PM   #7
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http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=3...hlight=Zealand

as you were
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Old 11-23-2016, 01:08 PM   #8
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I think the inch and I solved it:

Sol & Spiro - 1st place, green
Sara & Stu - 2nd place, blue
Sam & Sally - 3rd place, pink
Stan & Seth - 4th place, yellow
Sylvia & Shad - 5th place, brown
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Old 11-28-2016, 08:37 PM   #9
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thank you for the fairly easy to dodge spoiler text color.
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