August 24, 2007: Two-faced cow - Page 3

morie · 08-26-2007, 05:57 AM

"I think these kind of birth defects have happened for ever. That's how we've evolved from goo. Well, most of us have evolved. There would be advantages to having an extra pair of eyes and a few other spare parts."

yeah, except this was one defect that definitely did not suite evolution. and somehow, i think evolution was much slower. i mean, who wakes up the next morning to discover they have two noses and two mouths???

and tell me please, would you want to sleep with someone who had two mouths and two noses? so which bull would do that deformed cow and carry on this defect, thereby allowing the species to carry on?

xoxoxoBruce · 08-26-2007, 06:43 AM

The bull eschews the missionary position.

Shawnee123 · 08-27-2007, 09:10 AM

I never saw a two-faced cow
I never hope to see one
But I can tell you anyhow
I'd rather see than eat one.

08-26-2007, 06:43 AM	#32
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The bull eschews the missionary position. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-27-2007, 09:10 AM	#33
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I never saw a two-faced cow I never hope to see one But I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than eat one. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-26-2007, 05:57 AM	#31
morie Mystical Miscreant Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 46	"I think these kind of birth defects have happened for ever. That's how we've evolved from goo. Well, most of us have evolved. There would be advantages to having an extra pair of eyes and a few other spare parts." yeah, except this was one defect that definitely did not suite evolution. and somehow, i think evolution was much slower. i mean, who wakes up the next morning to discover they have two noses and two mouths??? and tell me please, would you want to sleep with someone who had two mouths and two noses? so which bull would do that deformed cow and carry on this defect, thereby allowing the species to carry on?

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