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Old 05-11-2011, 04:01 PM   #16
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12. Have you ever dyed a hobo?
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Old 05-11-2011, 04:37 PM   #17
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13. Have you ever known, worn or otherwise owned a merkin?
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Old 05-11-2011, 05:03 PM   #18
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Does anyone have a used merkin for sale cheap?? The bald spot on my head is growing & I thought a merkin might cover it well
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Old 05-11-2011, 06:19 PM   #19
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Does anyone have a used merkin for sale cheap?? The bald spot on my head is growing & I thought a merkin might cover it well
Do you think so, dickhead?
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Old 05-11-2011, 07:03 PM   #20
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11. Have you ever fucked a chicken with a stalk of celery?
And why not? Do you think you are better than us?
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Old 05-12-2011, 01:29 PM   #21
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14. Have you ever been bitten by a capybara?
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Old 05-12-2011, 02:04 PM   #22
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15. If you had to choose: monster under your bed; or, monkey on your back?
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Old 05-12-2011, 02:17 PM   #23
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Just one monkey?
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Old 05-12-2011, 03:18 PM   #24
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Maybe he's a lurker. I like lurkers.
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Old 05-12-2011, 03:21 PM   #25
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16. Have you ever visited kunilexus?
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Old 05-12-2011, 09:10 PM   #26
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17: What is how many years have beest and monster been married?
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Old 05-12-2011, 11:50 PM   #27
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Just one monkey?
an infinite number of them I'm sure.
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Old 05-13-2011, 12:54 AM   #28
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Yeah, but it's a really mean Monster!
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Old 05-13-2011, 09:10 AM   #29
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i'm confused again. i thought beest was a she. i saw a picture recently and she had a pony tail. she was doing something related to paintball and was slightly bent over. she had a pretty nice shaped ass
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Old 05-13-2011, 09:33 AM   #30
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