The thread for jasonR

morethanpretty · 05-09-2011, 12:27 AM

Yes, you have been noticed jasonR. You have currently made a total of 4 posts and yet you have neglected to post a thread announcing yourself. So, since you seem to be too shy to do it yourself, I made you a thread. Now you can tell us about yourself and where you hid the bodies. Also, I summon someone more funny than I to post a quiz for the new person. If they are actually new and not just a haunt.

ZenGum · 05-09-2011, 03:19 AM

Don't be intimdated, Jason.

It's just that the last noob we had was off his/her rocker and still hasn't fully gone away.

So long as you aren't that person, things are cool.

Big Sarge · 05-09-2011, 07:50 AM

Jason

1. Are you deaf? If so, do you have an assistant?

2. Are you a dirty bird?

3. Do you keep a can of wasp spray by the bed?

4. Has your landlord recently died?

5. Have you ever been abducted by aliens? Did they probe you?

6. What are your thoughts on the elderly?

7. Do you fart when you cum?

8. Have you ever been possessed by demonic forces, ie voted as a democrat?

DanaC · 05-09-2011, 08:45 AM

These questions—and many others—will be answered in the next episode of Soap

wolf · 05-09-2011, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

These questions—and many others—will be answered in the next episode of Soap

Excellent American television reference there, Dana.

DanaC · 05-09-2011, 07:54 PM

Ohh man. Great show. Had a real cult following in the UK. It was one of those shows that my whole family watched together.

tw · 05-09-2011, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

Ohh man. Great show. Had a real cult following in the UK. It was one of those shows that my whole family watched together.

Imagine what life was like with Susan Harris - if I remember, that was the show's writer. No sane person could have written those scripts. Except maybe JasonR who is currently writing the world's best reply.

DanaC · 05-09-2011, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by tw

Imagine what life was like with Susan Harris - if I remember, that was the show's writer. No sane person could have written those scripts. Except maybe JasonR who is currently writing the world's best reply.

That's very funny.

sexobon · 05-09-2011, 10:00 PM

Could it be that jason has Jilted us?

Nirvana · 05-09-2011, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by tw

Imagine what life was like with Susan Harris - if I remember, that was the show's writer. No sane person could have written those scripts. Except maybe JasonR who is currently writing the world's best reply.

Was Katherine Helmond acting? I think not!

morethanpretty · 05-09-2011, 10:57 PM

Man, no attention from jasonR? Its been almost 24hours...this is not good for my ego!

Gravdigr · 05-10-2011, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Jason

1. Are you deaf? If so, do you have an assistant?

2. Are you a dirty bird?

3. Do you keep a can of wasp spray by the bed?

4. Has your landlord recently died?

5. Have you ever been abducted by aliens? Did they probe you?

6. What are your thoughts on the elderly?

7. Do you fart when you cum?

8. Have you ever been possessed by demonic forces, ie voted as a democrat?

9. Are you a large-breasted man?

Nirvana · 05-10-2011, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

9. Are you a large-breasted man?

10. Are stalking Gravdigr?

Gravdigr · 05-11-2011, 03:27 PM

Very good question.

Gravdigr · 05-11-2011, 03:28 PM

11. Have you ever fucked a chicken with a stalk of celery?

Be honest.

05-09-2011, 12:27 AM	#1
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	The thread for jasonR Yes, you have been noticed jasonR. You have currently made a total of 4 posts and yet you have neglected to post a thread announcing yourself. So, since you seem to be too shy to do it yourself, I made you a thread. Now you can tell us about yourself and where you hid the bodies. Also, I summon someone more funny than I to post a quiz for the new person. If they are actually new and not just a haunt. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

05-09-2011, 03:19 AM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Don't be intimdated, Jason. It's just that the last noob we had was off his/her rocker and still hasn't fully gone away. So long as you aren't that person, things are cool. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-09-2011, 07:50 AM	#3
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Jason 1. Are you deaf? If so, do you have an assistant? 2. Are you a dirty bird? 3. Do you keep a can of wasp spray by the bed? 4. Has your landlord recently died? 5. Have you ever been abducted by aliens? Did they probe you? 6. What are your thoughts on the elderly? 7. Do you fart when you cum? 8. Have you ever been possessed by demonic forces, ie voted as a democrat? __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-09-2011, 10:57 PM	#11
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Man, no attention from jasonR? Its been almost 24hours...this is not good for my ego! __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

05-11-2011, 03:27 PM	#14
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Very good question. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-09-2011, 10:00 PM	#9
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Could it be that jason has Jilted us?

05-11-2011, 03:28 PM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	11. Have you ever fucked a chicken with a stalk of celery? Be honest. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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